George Bush Monkey Tshirt

by on August 12, 2008

George Bush and a chimp separated at birth. Actually, they were conjoined Siamese twins. Barbara and George Sr. have kept the whereabouts of the chimp under wraps all this time. Paparazzi…thank god for the paparazzi, snapped these candid shots so the truth is now beginning to trickle out.

Yes, it’s a fabulous story and some people are having a tough time believing it, especially with the massive spin machine that is President Bush public relations.

Nonetheless, spread the truth. This is important. Dubya has a monkey brother. George W. has a monkey brother.

For an even more effective grassroots campaign to make sure everyone knows this amazing truth, buy the Bush Monkey t shirt and never take it off. Ever.

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