Friend with Benefits Ginger Bread Man Tshirt

by on July 18, 2010

So, the ginger bread man is the friend and the benefits is that you can eat him and he’s delicious. Or is it the fact that if you’re friends with the ginger bread man, you’ve all of a sudden entered into a different dimension, where baked goods can hop out of the oven, evade the old woman and the farm animals, yelling “run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me, I’m the ginger bread man.”

Because often times it is beneficial to expand your mind, either with hallucinogens like peyote, mushrooms, LSD and/or mescaline, or to experience the supernatural like UFOs, ghosts, or super fast baked goods.

Turn on and drop out and pull your wallet to the forefront and purchase Friend With Benefits Ginger Bread Man T-shirt.

Read the full Ginger Bread man story.

Of course, this shirt could be talking about having an “arrangement” with your cookies, where booty call is perfectly acceptable. I hope that’s not what it means.

The fox tried to carry Snorg Tees across the river, but Snorg Tees is way to street smart for that shit.

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