I’m pretty sure Earnest Hemingway probably asked a table full of interesting characters this exact question. He was a drinker and a thinker, and liked to make merry with the people around him. I totally just made that up. Actually, I saw Midnight in Paris and Hemingway seemed like that kind of dude, so that pretty much proves it.
Headline Shirts likes to get all whacky with the historical figures, and I approve.