Well, Tshirt Hell is really being transparent here. If you wear this t-shirt, you are just the opposite of dressed for success. If you pull out your wallet and spend your hard-earned money on this design, you will increase your chances of failure in life by 86%. By some fluke, you might buck the odds and still succeed even with this shirt, but that’s not likely.
You like to gamble with your life? If so, this just might be the shirt for you.