It’s a classic drink and according to this fine cocktail site, you just need gin, dry vermouth, olive juice, and olives. I guess the dirty comes in the olive juice. Is that right my fine reader? I guess I could look up martini and figure out the difference, and I am going to do this, because I like to go the extra mile for my fine peeps. I see a dry martini recipe that calls for gin, dry vermouth and an olive, so it looks like the olive juice is the distinguishing factor.
Now back to this Dirty Martini T Shirt from Polly & Crackers. The only word on the shirt is dirty, so if people are not familiar with their cocktails, they may just think you’re a self-proclaimed dirty mind and that you like to drink, which escalates acting on the dirty thoughts. This might come in handy as an ice breaker if you looking to perform dirty deeds.