Cool Story Bro Needs More Dragons T Shirt from Snorg Tees

by on January 16, 2012

The Cool Story Bro meme has been going strong now for awhile, and it’s only getting stronger, especially with this Cool Story Bro Needs More Dragons T Shirt from Snorg Tees hitting the online marketplace. You’ll probably need to get this to stay ahead of the curve and your hip neighbor who lords over you the fact that she is on the bleeding edge. Shove this shirt back in her face and see that relationship do a 180 degree flipparooni where you’re calling the shots, and making the tastes, and she is just lapping up the scraps from your kingly awesome table.

Um…actually Cool story bro is such a sarcastic bastard thing to say, but I think perhaps it makes me laugh every time I hear it. Trouble is it will destroy the storytelling tradition as we know it, because all the young tale spinners out there will be too beat down, too scared to enter in to the oral tradition. Each will have to overcome their own cool story bro nemesis. Actually, maybe that makes the craft and the output that much stronger. Like iron in the fire, so will the stories of youth be fortified by sarcastic and sacriligious pricks throughout the land.

Wait, are you still thinking you should buy this tee, because you totally should. For reals.

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