Cheated Wife Doesn’t Greet Chilean Miner After Rescue

by on October 15, 2010

Apparently the dude was cheating for years and years and his mistress went to a vigil the same day the wife did, and the mistress was calling out his name, so she figured out something was funny. Though glad that he’s alive and well, she’s totally over him: Here’s how The Sun reported it:

“Marta, who told news reporters before the rescue how she only had ‘two or three days of happiness’ in their 28-year marriage, added: “I’m not even going to watch him on TV. I know he is OK and that’s enough for me.”

What about that headline: “Bed hop Chile fella in sex vow.” Is that even English, what the hell does that mean. Can you believe those dudes were down there for 69 days?

There has to be a funny t-shirt somewhere in that crazy story. I’m sure it will be printed soon enough, and you’ll be the first to know.

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