Hold Me Tight T Shirt from Certified Dress Code

by on April 24, 2012

First thing I think of when I see this Hold Me Tight T Shirt from Certified Dress Code is that Jesus, who you invited into your heart when you were full of reverie and suppressed lust for that cute blond, Mary, at Christian camp, has now realized your heart isn’t as hospitable, and you forgot he was in there, so now he’s forceably trying to pull his way out. He’s the son of God so he’s got big hands. Sad day for you backslider.

The other thing that comes to mind is that this is the 21st century corset. No need to painstakingly tie up that constricting garment for hours. Just wear this t-shirt and let the magic hand squeeze you to sexy proportions.

No really, this is a cool shirt design. The hand really does look like it’s squeezing you when you where it. And maybe it is a loving embrace like the name of the shirt suggests.

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