November 2011

Hey, you’re into the whole zombie phenomenon. And if you’re not, you can go ahead and walk away, because you’re no friend of mine. JK JK JK. I still will dig you, but you probably want to move on to a different post like my top Care Bear t shirts review or something.

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I Love Apple Pi T Shirt

by on November 6, 2011

Nice wordplay image hijinx transitive pictograph verbalization right here. If you’re a true goofy Patriotic American, Apple Fanboy, math and/or science nerd, this I Love Apple Pi T Shirt is definitely for you. Apple Pie is one of the standby’s of being an old school patriot, along with mom, baseball, and actually preferring to have a rule of law, rather than the current oligarchical rule of money.

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This is funny. Rorschach is a badass and someone you would think wouldn’t sell out space on his face for quick cash. But, some soulless corporation got to him (everybody…EVERYBODY has a price) and now he’s got a static QR code on his face, which, when you point your smart device at it, gives you 65 cents off your next purchase of a Big Mac. Rorschach gets 20 cents for everyone that downloads the coupon.

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If you like Dr. Who you probably will like this fine t-shirt by 604 Republic. I don’t actually watch the show, which has been running for a record, 186 years, but I know many people that do and they’re fanatics (and geeks, but I don’t say that to their faces, because they might know how to hack my social accounts, and steal my identity, and give me a no-touch STD). Anyways, this Dr. Who Doctor T Shirt has lots of Dr. Who imagery that will positively delight any fan of the show.

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This is a beautiful sentiment. It doesn’t matter, which frickin party the next President comes from. Doesn’t matter what he promises during the election. Doesn’t matter who he elects to his cabinet. He or she is going to be just as corrupt as the one before. You cannot get into a place to be elected president without a lot of dirty dealing and soul selling .

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When it comes to celebrate Sub Zero, the ice ninja, from Mortal Kombat, what better way than this Sub Zero’s Refrigeration Repair T Shirt spoof. It’s funny and cool and something you should probably own before the end of the month. Am I right?

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“This is my boom stick. It’s a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department…Retails for about $109.95” Raise your hand if you love Bruce Campbell. Now explain to the person in the room with you why you’re raising your hand, nodding your head, and mumbling “I love Bruce…I love Bruce…I love Bruce” over and over again.

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Hey everybody meet Han Solo for the first time in the Cantina. He flew the Millenium Falcon on the Kessel run in less than 12 seconds. “You’ve never heard of the Millenium Falcon?”

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Get a big Q on your chest. If people never watched Doug, they can just appreciate the fact that you have a big Q on your shirt, which is pretty cool on it’s own. Add to the fact that it’s the shirt of a fruity wanna be super hero from an cancelled animated show called Doug, and you’re pretty much the baddest mofo on your block. Unless you don’t get the Quailman T Shirt first. If you’re just getting it because somebody else did then you’re an unoriginal drone slug.

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Both of those dudes, Macho Man Randy Savage and the Kool-Aid Man were crazy enough to run through walls and have a catch phrase of “oh yeah” as in bring on the pain and mayhem, because I relish it. In fact, that’s why they become such fast friends in the 90s, and unfortunately, because neither had an off button, that’s why they died on the road that night. The pitcher broken all over the highway and Macho Man too. God rest both of their souls.

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This Are We Having Fun Yet T Shirt has a pink bow, and I have no idea why. Where does this thing come from? Obviously the saying has been around for like 92 years. Actually according to the Urban Dictionary the phrase was coined by Bill Griffith in his Zippy the Pinhead cartoon. Then it caught on with the general public and was used and abused until it was all used up, and yet you can still hear it exclaimed in exasperation today.

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Love the wordplay right here. And the image is great too. Peter Parker doesn’t even need his web slinging ability when he’s puts on his special Peter Parkour spandex suit without the webbed lines, which gives him parkour abilities and the wonderful elusiveness required to stay away from paying licensing fees to Marvel.

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