August 2009

i-cant-hear-you-over-the-sound-of-how-epic-i-am-teeshirtThe din of epicness coming off the most epic of us, is amazingly overwhelming. There are only a few around where the sound is almost unbearable. The suck the air out of the room upon entrance. They shake up crowds. They are the chosen leaders among us and they are epic. If you are such a creature of power and amazingness, then you are obligated to wear this shirt. Consider it comparable to the purple and gold of the monarch. It is the uniform of the elite.

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censorship-is-very-in-tshirtCensorship has buzz. Censorship is hot. It’s the rage. Get in on it before it gets old and crusty. Don’t let people express themselves fully. Be there with the marker and scratch out the less flattering parts. It’s much easier to have a much smaller range of expression. It’s cleaner. It’s way more efficient in terms of policing.

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i-have-not-yet-begun-to-procrastinate-teeThis is a cute play on words with sort of a stilted type of English that makes it even geekier and funnier. If you like a little geeky, a little funny, and a little tweak to the nose of the “A” personality doers then there’s a shirt for you and it’s called…

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too-weird-to-live-too-rare-to-die-shirtWanna get all nuevo gonzo? Wanna celebrate that wild ass journalism-fiction-fact-fantasy works of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson? Well, cool, move up to Aspen, fire off some guns, wear a Nixon mask, and run for sheriff and start writing crazy shit. Drugs probably are not optional.

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wolf-shirts-are-awesome-teeSometimes it’s good to be a visionary, prophet, and subverter. On the other hand, sometimes it’s good to go with the status quo. Some things are popular or cliché or ubiquitous because they are awesome and everybody knows it. You can wear your Pop Rocks tshirts every once in a while. And sure obscure Star Wars references are cool, but for your solid everyday where do not sleep on wolf shirts.

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abide-teeThe Dude abides. Sometimes it is the simple reminders that are the most powerful and effective. Sometimes from the mouths of comic actors and the pens of writers of comedy, you get the wisdom of life. The knowledge. The code and the creed.

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be-excellent-to-each-other-tshirtAbe Lincoln knows. And you knew he knew. Freeing the slaves. Gettysburg address. The sweet fashion sense…stovepipe hat anyone. And the facial hair. I’m also pretty sure he rocked the tribal tats, which could be seen far and wide when choppin’ wood without his shirt on.

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