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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Death Star Bomb T Shirt

by on January 14, 2013

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Pretty cool design right here if you’re into Star Wars, which I know a couple of you readers are. Well, Star Wars mashed up with classic black, round bombs with long wicks. If you’re into that type of thing you would be an absolute fool not to purchase this shirt. When you receive the package you’ll probably reach the highest state of happiness you have ever known. Do it!

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we-have-so-much-chemistry-together-t-shirt

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Ah. Look at the beaker and the flask. So young. So in love. The chemistry is palpable. Let’s just hope that some stupid drunk high schooler doesn’t drop one of these fine pieces of glassware while ogling the goth chick sitting in the corner looking above it all. That would just be a crushing blow to this torrid affair.

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Parkour T Shirt

by on January 14, 2013

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This is a very special t-shirt design if you’re a Parkour fan or even familiar with Parkour. Why? Because it is hilarious. I don’t know if we’re talking about Parkour mice, or the shrubbery maze in The Shining or perhaps Harry Potter, but it doesn’t really matter because the Parkour practitioner takes short cuts…in good way I mean. Not lazy, cutting corners. But, working smarter. Have I beat this analysis into the ground hard enough.

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its-on-like-alderaan-t-shirt

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I wonder if, now that Star Wars is owned by Disney, the fair use rights will be more lenient or less. Back in the final days of George Lucas’ reign it was getting pretty brutal for Star Wars-inspired designs. Maybe they were just trying to clean up as best they could prior to the sale. Disney seems like it could go either way.

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inconceivable-t-shirt

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Winner of the first Princess Bride T-shirt design of 2013. Great scene with that blowhard lisper getting gently put in his place for his massive overuse of the word, inconceivable. Is this your favorite movie of all time? If not, what is. Yes mom, you can be the only one that leaves a comment on this post as well. Just use a pseudonym. Thanks.

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incoming-turtle-shell-t-shirt

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Mario Cart Race. The only time being in first place is the worst. Definitely a flaw in the game if you ask me, but people disagree with that and think it is perfect. What do you think? I probably would have a better idea if I knew what the hell I was looking at.

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Makin Bacon T Shirt

by on January 2, 2013

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I can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought to myself, “I really need a t-shirt to wear tonight that features pigs humping. Well, I for one, will not be thinking that any more, because this design more than fulfills my needs. I mean in case the squares wonder why there are two pigs going at it on your shirt, you have the text that reads makin’ bacon, which more than explains what’s going on here without you having to say a word. Did you notice it rhymes too?

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8008135-t-shirt

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The nerds and jocks and Lotharios all love the boobies trick on the calculator. It’s a MAN thing. Actually, what it really is is a it’s okay to be a calculator nerd thing. Otherwise, if you’re using a calculator to calculate sums and figure out mathematical problems, then your manhood is suspect.

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i-existed-before-everything-cooled-t-shirt

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That’s a dinosaur and he existed at some point and then there was the Ice Age or as the pundits used to call it back in those times. Global cooling. What this shirt is saying is that we’re fucked and are poised to go the way of Atlantis. Goodbye oh cruel world.

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i-didnt-claw-my-way-up-the-food-chain-to-eat-vegetables-t-shirt

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I like all the meats represented here, along with accouterments  including moose, oysters, ham, pigeon, fork with hot dog, hamburger, and knife. I guess when you say you clawed your way up the food chain, you’re talking the big “I” as in your species. Because I’m guessing you didn’t actually defeat all the creatures on the planet in a cage match tournament with the ref raising your arm in victory and naming you the top of the food chain.

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Quantum Physics T Shirt

by on December 27, 2012

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It’s complicated everybody. Quantum physics is complicated. If you have a relationship with quantum physics and it’s complicated then this shirt is specifically for you. And the fact that you ran into the design is basically a miracle.

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shamble-to-the-cure-zombie-5k-t-shirt

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This is a funny design, and what makes it great is the word shamble. It’s not a zombie run, or zombie walk. It’s a zombie shamble, and that’s awesome. The bones sticking out always kind of gross me out, but this particular character seems to be alright. After all, he is calling this a race in his own special slurred speech way.

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