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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

dr-johnsons-time-machines-t-shirt

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I don’t know what this is about. Someone help me please. Ooh, just had another idea. Search for 2047. Okay. I’m pretty sure the answer is here. Either that or it’s some reference to Looper that I can’t figure out because I’m weak and haven’t seen the movie. But, I will tell you this. The director is Ryan Johnson, so there you have it.

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Einsteinium T Shirt

by on January 28, 2013

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Is this a real element? Did those crazy scientists discover a new one and decided to name it after Albert? Probably not. Most likely this was a goofy concept in a funny person’s mind, and either they let an artist know about it or they were super special with multiple skills, and were also able to take the idea and make it a reality in Illustrator or Photoshop or whatever.

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what-would-ron-swanson-eat-t-shirt

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Jesus is the one you look to for behavioral direction. And, the visage and wisdom of Ron Swanson is what you should be conjuring when it comes time to decide what to eat. And, I’m guessing the answer that envelopes you like the Holy Spirit is bacon, eggs, and steak. You probably will never eat a vegetable again.

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pillow-fight-feather-weight-division-t-shirt

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This is the division to be in. Otherwise, you’re talking about super shitty pillows like cheap foam rubber, or you’re talking about super expensive pillows like those memory foam ones. The sweet spot is the feather pillow, because you get a nice heft, and if you hit someone just right you get feathers fluttering about.

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coffee-intravenous-t-shirt

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You know you’ve thought about it before. You’re standing in line at Starbucks, trying to remember how to pronounce the douche word for medium. Or you’re wondering why you always have to make the coffee in the work breakroom, even though there’s 26 other employees on that floor, 92% of whom drink that coffee. You can’t really function without the caffeine.

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the-physics-is-theoretical-but-the-fun-is-real-t-shirt

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There are big words and big sciences being discussed on this tee and I don’t understand any of it. I guess maybe the physicists could vouch for solving problems on paper but having a hell of a time doing it. I picture lab coats and formulas, theorems, angles, and maybe a tape measure. Now, that I type it, that does sound like a load of fun.

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Nerd Socks

by on January 20, 2013

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Hey all you nerds. You know the nerd moniker is a badge of honor now that coding, math and science rule the world. So, now you have your own socks as well. About time. Let’s just hope some stupid jocks don’t try to act like they’re in the club by wearing these or getting them for their significant others.

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Whiskey Socks

by on January 20, 2013

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People need to know you’re a heavy drinker, and that you don’t mess around with the kids stuff. Because when it’s time to be served you want a glass of whiskey in front of you. This is basically double warmth. Long socks and hard liquor warming your insides.

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Heavy Metal Socks

by on January 20, 2013

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You’re one of the few. You like heavy metal music. There’s probably not a better way to prove it than wear short shorts and long socks that say heavy metal. Well that and attend an average 1.7 live heavy metal shows a week, and make out with at least one heavy metal drummer a month.

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Wicked Socks

by on January 20, 2013

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If you’re feeling naughty, mean, or evil, you want to have the option to wear socks that say wicked, because it’s going to reinforce your feeling and you can go out and channel that wickedness into super badass life-improving action.

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Red Beer Socks

by on January 20, 2013

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If you like beer and long socks and looking sexy then this is the product that will change you life because these knee-high socks have all of that, and more. What are you waiting for. It’s cold out. Get some socks that basically cover up most of your leg. Unlike the model, you might want to wear pants if you go outside.

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Snorg Tees Socks

by on January 20, 2013

There is something super sexy about girls in real long socks. Add to that the awesome colors and funny words and I’m in heaven or a heightened sense of sexual agitation, which is maybe what heaven is. Nah, just kidding. Heaven is Bible study with women named Susan and guys named Frank. Enjoy the socks. For your viewing pleasure I added a gallery below.

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