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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Gangnam Style T Shirt

by on October 8, 2012

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I literally cannot get enough of this Psy stuff. Dude is everywhere and he deserves for putting such a campy, poppy, masterpiece of a song, coupled with a brilliantly absurd ride-em-cowboy dance. I’m generally not a sucker for this kind of stuff, but this dude concocted a perfect mix.

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Dude, now that’s some serious fantasy football. That quarterback is wielding a sword while riding on the back of a fire-breathing shark with wings. Forget tracking stats, let’s just sit around and build an elaborate fantasy story around this guy.

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How appropriate. My office just had a blood drive today. Unfortunately, I hadn’t seen the wise words on this shirt, so I basically had a fricken transfusion in that damn blood truck, except that I gave nearly every drop of my blood and they gave me a shot of apple juice and a couple animal crackers. In fact, I don’t feel so well right now.

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Alright. This one is for all you word nerd, grammer fuckers out there. You’re welcome. See I even put the apostrophe in the right place. I, personally, could not, literally, care, one iota less if people used the word literally wrong.

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Let’s see this shirt has a castle and the word silly. Let me guess: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I’ve seen that movie about 4 times, but I can never remember anything, so I’m not sure if this comes from that fine cinematic experience. Let me go check real quick.

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Come Visit Australia T Shirt

by on September 24, 2012

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Not sure how this works. It’s the land down under. I listen to Men at Work. It’s not the land upside down, so why the hell is the shirt design upside. Someone call Snorg Tees I think they let a printing error slip by QC. I only want to help.

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Bacon Happiness T Shirt

by on September 24, 2012

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Let’s get this bacon logic straight. Money buys bacon. Bacon makes happiness. Therefore…money buys happiness. So true. While we’re at it, love is for sale too, and if you have the money you can have all of that that you need as well. Yay money! Bacon! And hookers! Just kidding I know cavorting with whores is not love. I’ve read the scriptures.

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Trig Om Nom Etry T Shirt

by on September 24, 2012

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Somehow the math always gets back to Pac-Man and eating. Right? But, it make sense, as those two are on the tippy top of the hierarchy of needs. Let’s eat up some mathematics with no manners….om nom nom…somebody flunked out of finishing school.

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Vote Coffee 2012 T Shirt

by on September 17, 2012

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Better option than either of the clowns running in this broken ass two party system the good ol’ US of A trots out every four years. Good Lord, when is this charade gonna stop. It’s crusty. Coffee, on the other hand, would, indeed, be the bold flavored choice. Probably has a better fiscal policy too. Coffee would maybe stop all the wars and audit the Fed, legalize marijuana, and all kinds of other awesome things.

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That is one downtrodden, morose, sad taco. Turns out his girlfriend got eaten by a thin Algerian with darting eyes. Now, he’s bummed. Moping around. Kicking pebbles in the street. He’ll get over it soon, because this is what happens in the land of tacos. Plus, he’ll either be eaten or thrown out in the next day or two.

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Pizza Volume T Shirt

by on September 17, 2012

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This equation is for volume, so I guess you’re figuring out the volume of the pizza you’re about the devour when you put numbers in close proximity to the pie. Wear this shirt next time you go grab a pizza. Your server will be totally impressed with how you apply math to real life sich–ee-a-shuns.

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Hey, this Snorg Tees sale lasts through Sunday, September 16, 2012. 20% off of everything. Jump on this if you’ve been eyeing a design or two for a while. They don’t do sales that often.

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