Science T Shirts

Science T Shirts: the periodic table of elements is featured often here, along with other science stuff I don’t understand combined with a smidge of lascivious humor.

OMG T Shirt

by on January 3, 2013


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You see what they did here. Those are elements from the Periodic Table of Elements and they spell out OMG. Oxygen and Magnesium. OMG in Internet parlance stands for Oh My God. So, when chemistry gets overwhelming because you suck at science, this is the shirt you need to wear and the thing you need to say.

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Quantum Physics T Shirt

by on December 27, 2012


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It’s complicated everybody. Quantum physics is complicated. If you have a relationship with quantum physics and it’s complicated then this shirt is specifically for you. And the fact that you ran into the design is basically a miracle.

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Schrodinger’s Cat gets a lot of nerd shirt play on the Internet, and this is one of the best. I love the depiction of alive cat and dead cat. Makes this quantum physics principle really come alive. I have no idea if it’s quantum physics, and I totally forget what Schrondinger’s Cat Theory is all about, even though I’ve looked it up everytime I review a design that deals in the subject matter. Lame…I know.

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Mighty Thorium T Shirt

by on December 5, 2012

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Another nice tie in with the super hero with the hammer (I guess technically he’s a Norse god), and the Periodic Table of the Elements. He’s bustin’ through all those other superfluous elements and making his might known. The Hammer! The Winged Helmet! Yes!

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Galapagos Style T Shirt

by on November 17, 2012

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Is that Darwin riding a giant sea turtle, because if it is, that’s the most random shit out there, and it’s hilarious. Dude’s got the serious white beard, leather reins, and those shades, ‘cuz being out there on the islands can be tough on the eyes if you don’t protect them. Did they have UV protection back in the day?

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Beer Science T Shirt

by on November 15, 2012

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Beryllium Erbium – what you have here is the science of beer. The Table of Elements is always a winner for a t-shirt design, but it goes to an entirely different plain of goodness when you combine it with beer. Actually, I totally thought this was a Walter White drinks beer in Breaking Bad shirt.

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Thorium T Shirt

by on November 5, 2012

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Hey, it’s another Periodic Table of the Elements design. Though, I don’t know that I’ve seen one conceived like this. A beard, an arm brandishing the Hammer, helmet and cape actually on the rectangle pulled from the table. You know, I never even check if the elements referenced on the shirt designs are real. This could basically be a total hoax, and you’re slowly falling for it.

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Viva La Evolucion T Shirt

by on October 30, 2012

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It’s Darwin with a glorious beard and a walking fish on his fancy beret. How can you even think that evolution is a lie, when this dude looks so much like someone you can trust. And, don’t give me the Jesus argument. His beard is way too trimmed to even think about listening intently to him. Actually, let me think about this because that blustery god image is pretty outstanding. I’d listen to him.

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Shout out to all the geeks out there. Basically, the geekiest badge of all time with Star Trek, computers, science, glasses, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, Dr. Who, Aliens, Zelda and Mario Bros, and more represented.

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I was just talking to science the other day, and she was having a bit of crisis of unfaith. Like she said: “sometimes I feel like you need an anchor in this world, no matter how absurd and childish. It will be another 1000 years before any of this shit makes complete sense from a scientific perspective. Maybe it’s more sane just to believe in an all-knowing, all-powerful dude hanging out in the sky that listens to each and every one of our prayers…JK…fuck your beliefs.”

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What’s remarkable about the rock star male scientists throughout history is that they did get a lot of attention from the ladies. A guy with a mind that big, who knows how to use it can be a real turn on. Now, if you start talking about quantum physics and cats in boxes, that’s just like filling a fire hydrant with pheremones and blasting it in the room.

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Apparently this is some kind of meme with super nerds. Carl Sagan plus Lando Calrission = Neil Degrasse Tyson. I know Sagan was into astronomy and shit, and Lando was in Star Wars. Don’t know who Tyson is. But, I have to say if you combine the faces of Sagan and Calrission, you do get a close approximation to Tyson. Who in the hell figured that out?

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