Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Get This Shirt From Snorg Tees

I’m guessing this is from a video game of some sort. Am I right? But, really, is it true. Must be. I mean if lava is basically molten earth, it stands to reason it’s hot enough to melt a diamond. Though, those diamonds have been through quite a chemical transformation, under a lot of pressure, to get where they are so who knows.

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Amelia Earhart T Shirt

by on October 10, 2012

Get This Tee from Headline Shirts

I thought the JFK Jack shirt was the last in the series, but Headline Shirts has come up with a terrific idea for the face of the Ace of Spades Amelia Earhart. She was an Ace pilot, and overall cool lady, so why shouldn’t she be represented on the ace card. Get this shirt because you like wearing the most random shit you can find.

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Grey Contrast Pocket T Shirt

by on September 30, 2012

Get This Shirt From Yellowdog

I don’t think that there is even a pocket on this shirt, but it sure looks like there is one, which is what makes it so cool. It stands out like crazy, but not too much, because it matches with the neck ring. I like the red blips on the pocket as well. Very nice touch. Actually, when I look at the closeup of the pocket, it looks like it is, indeed, functional. Not sure if that’s better or not, but it’s good to know as you are on the verge of making a purchasing decision.

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Come Visit Australia T Shirt

by on September 24, 2012

Get This Shirt from Snorg Tees

Not sure how this works. It’s the land down under. I listen to Men at Work. It’s not the land upside down, so why the hell is the shirt design upside. Someone call Snorg Tees I think they let a printing error slip by QC. I only want to help.

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Get This Shirt From Five Finger Tees

Hey, this shirt is incomplete. I’m going to have to contact Five Finger Tees support and let them know one of their shirts is defective. Their screenprinter must have had trouble with ordered lists. Just kidding. I totally know there’s a world-wide shortage of ink and all shirt shops have to cut back.

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Cops Love Me T Shirt

by on September 1, 2012

Get This Shirt From Five Finger Tees

Not sure what the hell this design is all about. I guess maybe if you get pulled over and you have this shirt on, you are providing social proof, which is powerful persuasion, that cops love you, so they should let you off with a warning driving 72 in a 25 MPH zone and for running over that pedestrian, who was, frankly, pretty ugly.

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Get This Shirt from Ugmonk

I really like this ampersand design and green color. It’s a V-neck, which is something I’m not prepared to wear, because I’m super hairy and old, but for all you strapping young fellas out there with smoove chestees, this could very well be the look that takes you to the next level of fashionable. If I wasn’t cheating and looking at Ugmonk’s site, I would never have spelled Ampersand correctly. I’m always compelled to add a “t,” which brings me back to this shirt….ha ha ha. Get it?

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Get This Shirt From Snorg Tees

This is more of a brain tease than trying to work out what the hell the physicists are talking about when they say Higgs Boson. Talk about particles colliding. You have numbers, colors and letters on this one, weaving around in absurd hilarity. I suggest you get one before it’s too late and you’re left behind.

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Get This Shirt From Project Shirt

I always thought Rollie Fingers had the finest mustache of a sportsman, but this biker dude takes the prize for most wicked handlebar mustache of the world. This is why he is able to integrate it into his bicycle and become one with his ride. It’s that good.

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Nihilism T Shirt

by on July 30, 2012

Get This Shirt from Pud Tees

Would Sir Like sarcasm with that or just plain old fashioned nihilism. These lo fi totally absurd shirts from Pud Tees really get to me. I don’t understand them at all, but I can feel them deeply, so they resonate and make me shake my head in wonder. Tell me what you think of them.

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Get This Shirt From Pud Tees

I’m not even going to pretend that I understand what the hell this shirt means. There are six dudes with sideburns, assorted pipes, and glasses. Perhaps we’re talking about a lusty bunch of Englishmen with hair issues. Whatever the case, if Pud Tees is supporting them, I’ll stand up for the cause as well. Will you? Best way is to buy this random ass shirt.

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Get This Shirt from Busted Tees

Redundancy is like the best thing ever when it comes to computer backups and stuff, but when it comes to communication, it can often be a bummer. Nobody wants to hear department twice in the same name of the department. Am I right?

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