
Get This Tee from Headline Shirts
I thought the JFK Jack shirt was the last in the series, but Headline Shirts has come up with a terrific idea for the face of the Ace of Spades Amelia Earhart. She was an Ace pilot, and overall cool lady, so why shouldn’t she be represented on the ace card. Get this shirt because you like wearing the most random shit you can find.
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Get This Shirt From Yellowdog
I don’t think that there is even a pocket on this shirt, but it sure looks like there is one, which is what makes it so cool. It stands out like crazy, but not too much, because it matches with the neck ring. I like the red blips on the pocket as well. Very nice touch. Actually, when I look at the closeup of the pocket, it looks like it is, indeed, functional. Not sure if that’s better or not, but it’s good to know as you are on the verge of making a purchasing decision.
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Get This Shirt From Five Finger Tees
Not sure what the hell this design is all about. I guess maybe if you get pulled over and you have this shirt on, you are providing social proof, which is powerful persuasion, that cops love you, so they should let you off with a warning driving 72 in a 25 MPH zone and for running over that pedestrian, who was, frankly, pretty ugly.
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Get This Shirt from Ugmonk
I really like this ampersand design and green color. It’s a V-neck, which is something I’m not prepared to wear, because I’m super hairy and old, but for all you strapping young fellas out there with smoove chestees, this could very well be the look that takes you to the next level of fashionable. If I wasn’t cheating and looking at Ugmonk’s site, I would never have spelled Ampersand correctly. I’m always compelled to add a “t,” which brings me back to this shirt….ha ha ha. Get it?
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Get This Shirt from Pud Tees
Would Sir Like sarcasm with that or just plain old fashioned nihilism. These lo fi totally absurd shirts from Pud Tees really get to me. I don’t understand them at all, but I can feel them deeply, so they resonate and make me shake my head in wonder. Tell me what you think of them.
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Get This Shirt From Pud Tees
I’m not even going to pretend that I understand what the hell this shirt means. There are six dudes with sideburns, assorted pipes, and glasses. Perhaps we’re talking about a lusty bunch of Englishmen with hair issues. Whatever the case, if Pud Tees is supporting them, I’ll stand up for the cause as well. Will you? Best way is to buy this random ass shirt.
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