Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.


Get this Shirt from Tshirt Hell

You walk around with this shirt on at work, you’re gonna get some stares. A couple of the prudes are going to beeline it to the HR Manager. A few of the hot ones are gonna think you’re a perv. And all of the marketing team members and two of the IT guys that actually leave their office, are gonna think it’s hilarious.

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Two good things about this shirt. I never remember which is which in terms of the stalactites and stalagmites, and when I find my self in caves with smart people, I feel like a total doofus. No more. I’ll just look at this shirt and be fine. Also, this is super funny. Outta nowhere in this cave with the gorgeous rock formations you have a hobo jerking off. The humanity of this is amusing. Isn’t that how it always is?

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Get this Shirt of the Tshirt Hell

Great little spoof of shirts and bumper stickers that say stuff like if you’re gonna get this close why don’t you blow me and stuff like that. So, you read the first line, and you’re expecting a zinger, and all of a sudden you get this super mundane and obvious conclusion. And, your mind is blown because you’ve been tricked.

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Moscow 2030 T Shirt

by on January 29, 2013


Get this Tee from Headline Shirts

At first you think this is one of those misdirection shirts. Oh yeah, Moscow and palm trees and sunsets. Ha ha. But then it hits you like a ton of bricks…this is a WAKE UP CALL. Moscow in 2030 with palm trees. Why, because thanks to carbon emissions we’re changing the weather patterns of the entire globe. The Northern climbs will soon be tropical, while those places down by the Equator are going to be unliveably hot just like Venus and your mom.

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Get this Shirt From 80s Tees

They ain’t messing around with the afro and the big gold earrings. She is pretty hot, and for some reason doesn’t seem quite as plastic and insincere as the white Barbie, but maybe that’s my preconceived notion of blondes. Does white Barbie have those porn star stars bubbling up around her as well. I can’t remember.

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Copstache T Shirt

by on January 24, 2013


Get this Tee From Project Shirt

I love this design. Only the important elements. Let the imagination fill in the rest. For cops, it’s the hat, shades, mustache, and the flair on the uni. I’ll fill in the part wear I’m driving a Gremlin with a camper shell 17 miles per hour in rush hour traffic on the freeway in LA.

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I Like Sarcasm T Shirt

by on January 13, 2013


Get this Shirt From Red Bubble

This is a message I can get behind, because I too like sarcasm. Plus, I also like a little absurdity as well, which is what this pretty woman holding the can of soup offers in this design. In fact, I think sarcasm and absurdity are basically the things that enable me to get up in the morning and keep on keeping on in this dark, cruel world.
Splendid design from Professor M.

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Sid and Nancy T Shirt

by on January 4, 2013


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Hope you weren’t looking for Sex Pistols Sid and the Nancy he killed in New York, because this isn’t that shirt. This is a Sid with Nancy Reagan. I have no idea who that Sid is. Nancy Reagan obviously was US President Ronald Reagan’s wife, famous for her Just Say No anti-drug campaign and her $2000/day Percocet habit, and her belief in astrology. Sid is a dude in a hat that I don’t know and am not sure I want to put in the work to figure out who he is. What…do I type in Sid in Google and see what comes up. I’m guessing he’s an entertainer, so that might help me narrow down my search. Alright. Alright. I’ll give it a shot.

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Spoon Fork T Shirt

by on January 4, 2013


Get This Shirt From Red Bubble

The misdirection designs have all but disappeared, but I still love the concept and this is done quite well. Very simple everyday object but there’s just enough confusion from looking at a fork but reading the word spoon that some sort of beneficial cognitive dissonance occurs. It’s like doing a couple of brain jumping jacks.

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Eye Practice T Shirt

by on December 28, 2012


Get This Tee from 6 Dollar Shirts

I have no idea what this is. An artist is practicing the drawing of eyes. Some have tears or goop oozing out of them. Others seem to be feline or avian (is that the bird equivalent of the word feline?…I’m asking you dear reader).

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Get this Shirt From Snorg Tees

I have no idea what I’m looking at right now. Are those college thesis papers? Bags of donated blood. What is going on? Do I have any nurses or professors in the house that can illuminate me. It’s baffling. I won’t sleep properly ’til I find out.

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Get This Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts

When it’s time to take it up a notch and get real classy, make sure to consider this fart loading t-shirt. It’s especially effective at elevating you and everyone around you, when you’re wearing it while eating a fancy meal at a fine establishment. Cloth napkins. Sommeliers. Reservations. That kind of shit.

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