Holiday T Shirts

Holiday T Shirts: Xmas, Halloween, 4th of July, St. Patty’s Day and many more tees that capture the festivity of the season.

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Hey, it’s the Transformers looking like Nutcrackers just in time for Xmas. Very much in line with the holiday spirit. If you can’t get your kid to sing carols at Senior Living homes, or help bake cookies for invalid neighbors, then at least get ’em to wear this sweater to add to the general festive vibe.

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I’m not sure a kid is being realistic if she thinks that Santa should smell like peppermint and gingerbread, because he is an obese man, with a synthetic fabric suit, that has to seriously hustle and work hard to get presents to everybody. It’s pretty reasonable to think he’s gonna smell pretty ripe whenever he’s out during the Xmas season.

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Ah, Charlie Brown adding the finishing touches to his tree decoration. It’s the only tree he could afford. At least he tries to be festive. Snoopy, of course, has the holiday spirit in his own way. Taking a nap after stringing the lights on his dog house.

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Classic animated show and a must watch around the holidays, if for nothing else than the amazing soundtrack by Vince Guaraldi. Charlie seems happy on this shirt, especially as Snoopy and his friend Woodstock belt out the carol.

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Get This Dress From 80s Tees

This is cool, except I think to make it authentic you have to cut one of your legs off. I mean do you want to remember the real meaning of the best sub-plot of A Christmas Story or not. That lamp did not have two legs. It had one. But, it’s truly festive holiday garb, and the reason you’re missing a leg will be a great story you can tell for a lifetime.

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Get This Costume From 80s Tees

Great costume to remember a great movie on a great Holiday. It’s like the trifecta, and how often do you get to take advantage of a trifecta. Not often. So pull out your wallet and get into some serious Xmas spirit. Of course, you’re wearing this Christmas morning to open presents.

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Nice one from The Big Bang Theory. Very snappy line and full of down home truth. And it says Merry Christmas. What more do you want in a Xmas Tshirt? You can’t ask for much more unless you’re super greedy and insane.

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Get This Shirt from Busted Tees

It’s hard to call a sweater ugly on such a lovely girl. But, I guess if I ignore Kristen Mukai, somehow, I can understand how this sweater t-shirt might be considered ugly. I really dig the reindeer’s dancing around the disembodied Santa head. Though maybe there should be some symmetry where the snowman only has a head and the candy canes are dancing. Of course, that would probably make the shirt too good looking. It would be called gorgeous Christmas Sweater Shirt, and Busted Tees would have had to drum up an entirely different marketing plan.

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Get this Tee from Tshirt Hell

Yeah, ha ha if a hot, bitchy housewife is wearing this, but ROFFL if you’re a hairy, sweaty dude and you’re proudly wearing this in a tight 4X. Then you get props and I greatly appreciate the sexualized Santa humor. This shirt just reminded me I need to watch Bad Santa for the holidays again. Gather round kiddies. It’s Billy Bob Thorton being hilarious.

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You hear a lot of Jewish comedians talk about their issues growing up without Christmas. Sounds kind of painful. Definitely would be traumatic seeing old Saint Nick pissing on the candles. Hey…if you remember the Maccabes, Santa is gonna think you’re a nerd and skip your house. You do the fish and dreidel and shit.

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I honestly did not know that Jackie Chan was Jewish. Swear to God. In fact, I’ve never heard of a Jewish Asian until now. But, hey, I’m not gonna judge or mock. I’m going to celebrate the diversity. I’m guessing with Chan kicking the Menora that he slipped from the faith or got bored of the ritual, or simple replaced the Jewish religion with Kung Fu religion. Or maybe that’s the holiday decoration of a neighbor he can’t stand, and he’s finally physically expressing his feelings.

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Happy Fonza T Shirt

by on November 28, 2012

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A little wordplay with Fonzie and Kwaanza. I don’t know much about Kwaanza, but it must involve dried corn, ‘cuz that’s what Henry Winkler is holding. He also seems to have seven red and green candles lit in the background. Not sure if that’s part of the deal, but knowing Tshirt Hell’s attention to detail, it’s probably definitely a big part of the celebration.

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