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Hey Arnold was a animated show from 1996-2004 that apparently people watched and enjoyed enough to recognize the abstract drawings of all the heads in the show. The main dude was known as football head because his head was shaped like a jackfruit. If one of these shirts sells in the next year, I’ll be flabbergasted. But, of course, I know nothing about what has a cult following that can last a decade.
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The animal masks are maybe more creepy than any other costume. Hatchet in the head. Those weird all white contacts. The classic diarrhea pants. Sandusky. Yes, those are all horrible costumes that send a shiver up the spine, but there’s just something about the horse and pig mask that’s really super eerie and scary, like spending time with David Lynch.
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Ski mask and fake beard is pretty much a great costume for Halloween. It’s all you need. You could wear anything with that and you’re going to look stupendous. Plus, the end of October is damn cold where I live (Milwaukee), so the warmth of that 12 inch fleece beard is going to be appreciated.
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You could do a whole lot worse than stepping out this Halloween with a Vader t-shirt on. This one doesn’t come with a lightsaber or mask, but just you and the shirt and maybe some pants, and you’ll be appreciated on the best night of the year. You’ll get those knowing nods, the opposite sex will want to get with you, and 85% of your heart’s desires will be fulfilled.
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I think poppin’ bottles is the word in the club if you’re celebrating, having a good time and poppin’ crazy bottles of champagne. Usually, in this particular scenario, you’re wearing designer jeans and throwing money around like it was your last day on earth. Mary still has the sensible dress and umbrella, but she really knows how to party.
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