Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.


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I like all the meats represented here, along with accouterments  including moose, oysters, ham, pigeon, fork with hot dog, hamburger, and knife. I guess when you say you clawed your way up the food chain, you’re talking the big “I” as in your species. Because I’m guessing you didn’t actually defeat all the creatures on the planet in a cage match tournament with the ref raising your arm in victory and naming you the top of the food chain.

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So graceful these humping reindeer fly through the cold night sky. Pretty amazing that they can copulate and fly at the same time. I’m guessing this is post holidays and there’s such an amazing relief, because the big job is over.

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It has been said reindeer and diamonds are a girl’s best friends, and in real life I have seen nothing to refute it. There are just archetypal behaviors and proclivities that transcend personality and go to the core of the human condition. This beautiful sweater does just that.

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I think the whole point of this one is that it is beige, and even the sound of that word is ugly. Plus, you get the reindeer with scraggily antlers to complete the look. Nice addition to any ugly sweater collection.

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It’s not often that you can two distinctly large themes in one piece but this particular awful Xmas sweater does it well, depicting both a reindeer daisy chain and playing card-looking hearts and diamonds. Very impressive. That level of difficulty certainly takes a deft hand.

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This is a shout out to the movie Step Brothers and John C. Reilly’s character Dale Doback. He proudly wore this sweater as he hopped around about the possibility of many activities.

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Ah, the traditional reindeer humping ugly sweater. No one ever got 86’d from a party for wearing this classic Xmas garb. Get one for yourself now.

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It’s not depicted well in the picture, but this sweater actually lights up Rudulph’s nose. That just takes it to the next level. I mean the green is awesome, the diamonds, the hearts, the snow and that scarf, but the animal’s nose lights up…on a sweater…you can wear. And it’s affordable.

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First, time to look up Cryptid. Paranormal creature? Seems like maybe that’s a good definition. Cryptid is a new word to me and it’s in the top 10 of my favorite words of all time, because it’s beautifully constructed, fun to say, and…is all about the crazy creatures that lurk in oblivion and your worst nightmares.

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This has to be in reference to something other than just a random monkey with a random bit of Ikea furniture in a random coat with mention of random Canada. Right? I mean there’s The Pixies song Monkey Gone to Heaven and there are some big fans of Canada who consider it heaven, and sometimes they dream of owning assembler monkeys, but I’m not sure if that’s what we have here.

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Hey DJ T Shirt

by on December 16, 2012


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I’m not usually a sucker for cute t-shirts but this one is great with the bear wearing the cans and DJing using a bird beak as a stylus. Not sure PETA likes this, but the massive crowd in the forest bobbing up and down sure does.

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It’s the chicken brothers, or at least the employees of the Pollos Hermanos that are key to the underground side business. These guys have had quite a run but it hasn’t been easy, which is why they look sort of exhausted right here. That and chickens aren’t really used to latex body suits.

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