Animal T Shirts: Your favorite beasts on tees

Animal T Shirts: If the shirt features an animal and it’s funny or cool, it’s been reviewed here.

Nice random little twist on the wolf in sheep’s clothing. Now that I think about it, what the hell does sheep’s clothing mean? I could understand sheep’s skin or sheep’s pelt, but sheep’s clothing makes no sense. Though I don’t make it to rural parts very often, so maybe sheep have a particular clothing they were. Some denim short pants and maybe a flannel button down. Is that what the wolf is dressed in? Is that how the wolf sneaks in to peaceable gatherings and wreaks havoc. Jorts and flannel gets you in the door take 15 minutes to get acclimated to the scene, then piss in the punch bowl, bite the hostess in the butt, and slap a sheep’s face…hard.

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Someone did not get the Christmas story when they were younger, so when they heard a prowler on the roof they were ready. Now, everything is ruined, all because Santa messed with the wrong house. Of course, what I really want to know is what taxidermist went ahead and mounted Donner, Blitzen and Santa Claus? Was this a back alley job? Is there a black market for highly inappropriate stuffing? These are the things that get stirred up when I see this No Christmas T Shirt.

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The Muppets did Pigs in Space back in the day, and then they came out with the feature film this year, so naturally Snorg Tees hopped on the buzz train and put out this Pigs in Space T Shirt. Are you a fan of The Muppets? Did you see The Muppets on opening day in November? Was it as good as previous movies and the show? I need to know these things even though I didn’t watch much of the show or see any of the movies.

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Has that guy been reprimanded, fired, suspended yet? Lt. John Pike should not work in law enforcement any more, because he displayed appalling judgment. That’s why this Pepper Spray Cop with Butterflies T Shirt really speaks volumes. It takes the sting out of the oligarchy’s show of force. The tipping point will be when the force turns on the .01 percent. When they finally figure out that their pensions are gone, their quality of life is shit, and there are very specific reasons for it, and most of them involve greed and fraud. Then it’s butterflies instead of pepper spray. Then the officers are sitting with the students, and then the charade we call government and finance crumbles.

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This is in reference to the Monty Python skit about a dead parrot. John Cleese has always been a funny dude. Plus, if you don’t live in the UK, a good dose of that accent is good for the soul. Of course, you need this This Parrot Has Ceased to Exist T Shirt because there’s a dead parrot on it, and who doesn’t want to walk around with a dead parrot on their chest. I know I’m game for a dead parrot tee, and if you’re cool, like me, you’re game too. Am I right?

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Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? This Christmas Vacation Christmas Moose Mug T Shirt is the perfect apparel to wear to your next holiday party, especially if that party involves an annoying relative or hated co-worker. Because you’ll really feel the meaning of the shirt, I mean FEEL IT, when you’re stuck in the corner in a bullshit conversation, trying to figure out how to escape without throwing a punch or being disowned by the family rude.

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This Propeller Beanie Chimp T shirt is the perfect gift for that impossible to buy for person on your list, who seems to have everything. They do not have this shirt. But they should. First of all, it features a chimp and that’s awesome. Next, that chimp is wearing one of those beanie hats with the propellers, which makes the chimp doubly awesome. Finally, this wonderful design by Tee Tower is printed up on American Apparel shirt stock, which is the best stuff you’re gonna find.

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This, of course, is in reference to the Internet sensation Nyan Cat video, which you can see in its epic 10 hour form below. Enjoy! Or you could save some time and just buy the Cat Plus Pastry Equals Rainbow T Shirt and simply hum that tune over and over and over, until all your friends and family want to throttle the living daylights out of you. If I was making your choices for you, that is definitely what I would do.

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They have some clever writers over there on the staff of The Big Bang. This is a funny line and it has been immortalized on a this If I Could Speak the Language of Rabbits They Would Be Amazed and I Would Be Their King T Shirt.

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I just saw the movie Exit Through the Gift Shop, which is Banksy’s movie about that French dude, and it was spectacular. Then, today, lo and behold, I run into this t shirt which features a Banksy design, so, of course, I have to feature it. It doesn’t hurt that the Monkey Keep It Real T Shirt just grabs your attention and makes you think. Why is that depressed monkey wearing a sandwich board. And why does that sandwich board say Keep It Real. It’s mesmerizing and cool.

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Nice little holiday mashup here. Game of Thrones…beard, sword, red-nosed dogs mashed with Santa’s sleigh, the coloring of the holidays, and presents. Get this Winter is Coming T shirt before it sells out as the holidays near and people begin to panic about buying shit for their second cousin’s nephew, whom they have never met. shopping frenzy and can’t stop themselves from buying everything in sight.

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Apparently, this absurdity = Your Argument is Invalid is a wackydoodle Internet meme. It started on 4chan–because anything good on the Internet started on 4chan–with Nicolas Cage photoshopped portrait in which he is sporting a bird for hair. My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid. This is pretty much spectacularly funny.

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