Nice random little twist on the wolf in sheep’s clothing. Now that I think about it, what the hell does sheep’s clothing mean? I could understand sheep’s skin or sheep’s pelt, but sheep’s clothing makes no sense. Though I don’t make it to rural parts very often, so maybe sheep have a particular clothing they were. Some denim short pants and maybe a flannel button down. Is that what the wolf is dressed in? Is that how the wolf sneaks in to peaceable gatherings and wreaks havoc. Jorts and flannel gets you in the door take 15 minutes to get acclimated to the scene, then piss in the punch bowl, bite the hostess in the butt, and slap a sheep’s face…hard.
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Someone did not get the Christmas story when they were younger, so when they heard a prowler on the roof they were ready. Now, everything is ruined, all because Santa messed with the wrong house. Of course, what I really want to know is what taxidermist went ahead and mounted Donner, Blitzen and Santa Claus? Was this a back alley job? Is there a black market for highly inappropriate stuffing? These are the things that get stirred up when I see this No Christmas T Shirt.
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The Muppets did Pigs in Space back in the day, and then they came out with the feature film this year, so naturally Snorg Tees hopped on the buzz train and put out this Pigs in Space T Shirt. Are you a fan of The Muppets? Did you see The Muppets on opening day in November? Was it as good as previous movies and the show? I need to know these things even though I didn’t watch much of the show or see any of the movies.
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Has that guy been reprimanded, fired, suspended yet? Lt. John Pike should not work in law enforcement any more, because he displayed appalling judgment. That’s why this Pepper Spray Cop with Butterflies T Shirt really speaks volumes. It takes the sting out of the oligarchy’s show of force. The tipping point will be when the force turns on the .01 percent. When they finally figure out that their pensions are gone, their quality of life is shit, and there are very specific reasons for it, and most of them involve greed and fraud. Then it’s butterflies instead of pepper spray. Then the officers are sitting with the students, and then the charade we call government and finance crumbles.
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This Propeller Beanie Chimp T shirt is the perfect gift for that impossible to buy for person on your list, who seems to have everything. They do not have this shirt. But they should. First of all, it features a chimp and that’s awesome. Next, that chimp is wearing one of those beanie hats with the propellers, which makes the chimp doubly awesome. Finally, this wonderful design by Tee Tower is printed up on American Apparel shirt stock, which is the best stuff you’re gonna find.
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I just saw the movie Exit Through the Gift Shop, which is Banksy’s movie about that French dude, and it was spectacular. Then, today, lo and behold, I run into this t shirt which features a Banksy design, so, of course, I have to feature it. It doesn’t hurt that the Monkey Keep It Real T Shirt just grabs your attention and makes you think. Why is that depressed monkey wearing a sandwich board. And why does that sandwich board say Keep It Real. It’s mesmerizing and cool.
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