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You’ve seen the Bazinga T Shirt before, but have you seen one with an attached cape. That’s pretty special, and I’m pretty sure Sheldon Cooper would swoon if he found this in one of his fastidious clothes drawers. What about you? Does this offering geek you out?

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Another Ames Bros. offering. At first I thought the handshake was in 3D because of the colors, but I don’t think that’s the case. This shirt doesn’t come with any special glasses. Still, a cool shirt, and probably something I’d like to wear to work, giving my coworkers an opportunity to scoff at me. That’s a solid handshake.

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Cute Ames Bros. t-shirt right here with the Christian fish that sprouted feet. Reminds me of Robert Crumb’s work in look and the “Keep on” language which harkens back to his Keep On Truckin’ stuff. I like the colors too. Get it.

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I, like every pre-pubescent teenager and Day of the Dead devotee, love skulls. Especially, cool looking skulls with personality, like this spray paint dude with the glasses, and the really pointy smile teeth.

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Looks like H.P. Lovecraft’s creation, the Cthulhu, ran into some angry Avengers. Not sure why they’d pick on this guy, but it’s obvious Hawkeye, Thor, and Captain America took their best shots at him. Poor guy. Though he’s still standing, which is pretty impressive.

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I have to admit that I don’t love all fat chicks. There are some horrible fat chicks out there, just like there are horrible skinny chicks, and horrible regular-sized chicks. The fat isn’t the issue. It’s the personality and the soul. And, there are plenty of fat chicks that have beautiful personalities and soul and those are the ones I love, which is why you should get this tee.

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This is one of those things you don’t really think about, but when you do it becomes pretty apparent that it is true. Just the logistics of forceably moving a fat person away from their must be 224% more difficult than an average size person. Bigger vehicle. Stronger apprehender. Higher caliber bullets. I don’t even know what all it would entail, but I do know that this shirt makes a ton of sense.

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Classic line for the fat dudes. Ashamed or proud about your obesity? Doesn’t matter. This shirt weeks either way. And this is also a potentially great item to buy even if you’re not fat, because it’s a great gift for people you don’t like that maybe have body issues. Think of the pain and suffering.

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This tee is great. Apparently, the VP of Nintendo unironically said this in 1989:

“Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”

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That is a very sad looking taco with a moustache. He doesn’t want to talk about it, because what really happened was that Stan Van Gundy was at the taco stand and saw that taco and told him that his moustache was weak. Van Gundy has worn a mustache very well in public for years, so he’s basically an expert, which taco knows.

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Lamp Dog T Shirt

by on August 15, 2012

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Funny design from Ross Zietz. Of course, the poor dog just got his balls cut off and now we’re mocking him buy calling him lamp dog, because he has that cone on his head to keep him from licking his phantom testicles.

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Threadless has a bunch of shirts on sale for $9.99, so you should probably go get some, and hurry up about it. Sale ends August 17, 10 AM Central Time.

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