Wolfgang Mozart T Shirt

by on December 30, 2012

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It’s like a concert poster or album cover or something awesome, especially when you put the Wolf in Wolfgang together with the wolf howling at the Mozart moon at the top of the design. This is fabulous looking and if you’re a fan of Amadeus, you’re probably not very cool if you decide not to get this shirt.

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Nice little wordplay. Moped (the motorized scooter bike) and moped (sadly shuffle around) are spelled the same and that’s kind of funny when you point it out on a t-shirt with a primitive sketch of a moped bike. I like the flag featuring an unhappy face emoticon thing. Nice touch. If you ride a moped or mope around your house all day this design is for you for sure.

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Bear Hug T Shirt

by on December 30, 2012

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I’m not sure the kids are totally feeling the enveloping love of the big bear, ‘cuz maybe they saw what he did to the last three kids or maybe he’s not a very good modulator of pressure, which has to be just right in order to keep them in the air but not crushed.

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Lights Out T Shirt

by on December 30, 2012

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That lamp is wasted. Funniest thing you’ll see at a party all year. Host probably should have cut him off, or somebody should have taken his keys because he ended up killing an elderly couple as his vehicle swerved on the drive home. How funny is that multiple lampshade stuff now. Hunh?

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Maelstrom 05 T Shirt

by on December 29, 2012

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First let me point out that if you zoom in on this image you’ll see there’s fine print within the pattern that says hunkalicious. Just wanted to let you know that before you made a decision on whether you wanted this tee or not. People are not going to notice unless they’re really close, and if they’re that close you probably want them to notice.

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Beer is Beautiful T Shirt

by on December 29, 2012

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Simple notion, but universal in its appeal, which is why I’m posting this review and hoping that 6 bazillion people are moved by it enough to purchase this shirt and make me a wealthy man off the massive commissions. Help a guy out. I mean look at all I do to make this a better place. You love beer. You love t-shirts. You love fresh air. You need to make this purchase RIGHT NOW!

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Eye Practice T Shirt

by on December 28, 2012

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I have no idea what this is. An artist is practicing the drawing of eyes. Some have tears or goop oozing out of them. Others seem to be feline or avian (is that the bird equivalent of the word feline?…I’m asking you dear reader).

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mayan-apocalypse-survivor-2012-t-shirt

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This is the second design around this theme that I’ve seen and I like it. Very cool shirt to get and remember for years to come. Remember that time back in 2012 when everybody joked about but was secretly concerned that the Mayans were right and the world was going to end on 12-21-2012? Good times. And, then on 12-22-2012 everybody acted like it was no big deal that they were alive, but really there was a confused mixture of elation, and self loathing for ever having any hint of concern that it really all may be falling apart like the Mayans predicted.

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8-Bit Crusader T Shirt

by on December 28, 2012

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Of course, this is a goofy send up of the EA video games Crusader. Right? Adding the 8-bit makes it comedy, because back in the day this was cutting edge gaming graphics. Celebrate one of your top 10 favorite games with this t-shirt.

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Stinker T Shirt

by on December 28, 2012

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It’s a skunk with a gas mask, because he finally figured out that everytime he did that nervous protective spray it smelled like holy hell. This is always the biggest step…to recognize you have a problem…so congrats to mister skunky for taking action. Of course, somewhere down the line he may to think of others, because he’s still leaving a wake of destroyed olfactory senses.

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Gotta like this super rare Joe Coleman design from the 90s. Those are some seriously frazzled people, but I guess if you made a relationship work through the 80s, you were probably at wit’s end when 1990 came rolling around. Out come the finally patterned clothing, the frizzed hair, the smeared lipstick, the backward handshake, and, of course, the knives.

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I like all the meats represented here, along with accouterments  including moose, oysters, ham, pigeon, fork with hot dog, hamburger, and knife. I guess when you say you clawed your way up the food chain, you’re talking the big “I” as in your species. Because I’m guessing you didn’t actually defeat all the creatures on the planet in a cage match tournament with the ref raising your arm in victory and naming you the top of the food chain.

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