Team Rocket T Shirt

by on January 4, 2013


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It’s a big red “R” on a t-shirt. It’s called Team Rocket. I have no idea what’s going on here. Somebody help me. But, first, I’ll do 56 seconds of Internet research, so as not to waste your time. Hold on.

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Tardis Jack T Shirt

by on January 4, 2013


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It’s the Union Jack mixed with the phone booth from Dr. Who. Thusly, you have Tardis Jack. I think this looks really cool. Great concept and terrific execution. Well done Ed Wood Jnr.

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Get This Shirt from the B Positive Project

You don’t always get this positive messaging in the t-shirt world, so this design is kind of refreshing…a respite from the cold, hard, bitter, sarcastic, and ironic world of funny, pop culture tees.

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OMG T Shirt

by on January 3, 2013


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You see what they did here. Those are elements from the Periodic Table of Elements and they spell out OMG. Oxygen and Magnesium. OMG in Internet parlance stands for Oh My God. So, when chemistry gets overwhelming because you suck at science, this is the shirt you need to wear and the thing you need to say.

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Get This Shirt from Tshirt Hell

Man, that’s a rainbow coalition of hot broads right there. Old white dude in a the trench coat doesn’t have much game left, so he thought maybe a bold move like flashing this lovely group of ladies would be his only chance. Didn’t work, but I guess he has a story to tell in the right company.

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Wearing this t-shirt out around town is straight out of the How to Win Friends and Influence People playbook. Seriously, people love it when you mock their misery and call them assholes. In fact, find places where people, who experienced bad things, gather, and just gallivant around with your chest puffed out.

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Sloth T Shirt

by on January 2, 2013


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Hey, check out this cute little dude hanging on to your shirt for dear life, but still happy about it. Think of all the conversations that will start because you have a fantastic little sloth featured on the front of your tee. I mean look at that smile. And those claws. Yowzer.

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Makin Bacon T Shirt

by on January 2, 2013


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I can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought to myself, “I really need a t-shirt to wear tonight that features pigs humping. Well, I for one, will not be thinking that any more, because this design more than fulfills my needs. I mean in case the squares wonder why there are two pigs going at it on your shirt, you have the text that reads makin’ bacon, which more than explains what’s going on here without you having to say a word. Did you notice it rhymes too?

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The nerds and jocks and Lotharios all love the boobies trick on the calculator. It’s a MAN thing. Actually, what it really is is a it’s okay to be a calculator nerd thing. Otherwise, if you’re using a calculator to calculate sums and figure out mathematical problems, then your manhood is suspect.

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That’s a dinosaur and he existed at some point and then there was the Ice Age or as the pundits used to call it back in those times. Global cooling. What this shirt is saying is that we’re fucked and are poised to go the way of Atlantis. Goodbye oh cruel world.

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Gump Vs. Rudy T Shirt

by on January 1, 2013


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Forest Gump went to Alabama and Rudy went to Notre Dame. There are the cinematic facts behind this shirt, which of course is in reference to the upcoming national championship game between the Crimson Tide and the Fighting Irish. If you’re on either side of this epic battle, and you enjoy iconic movies, then you probably want to pick up this design to help you remember January 7, 2013 in Miami, Florida.

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Keep On Tolkien T Shirt

by on December 31, 2012


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Gandalf liked smoking that pipe, and I’m sure J.R.R. fancied himself just like the white wizard, while smoking a pipe as well. White wizard of the written word more like. Someone kept of Tolkien when they decided to make The Hobbit a three-movie bonanza with each installment about 206 minutes long. That’s goin’ real deep Peter Jackson.

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