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This is clever. They had the “I love you” messaging, which I’ve always found confusing because this <3 always looked like a butt to me. It never dawned on me that it was a heart on its side. So, maybe this love sentiment when the shirt was originally designed, but then there was a fight, things got ugly, and the black marker came out to change the meaning significantly.

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Meteor T Shirt

by on March 18, 2013


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That meteor has a one-way ticket to Earth hanging out of his back pack. He looks like a nerdy little dude, but he’s actually the size of Pluto, and, in fact, may have enough mass to break through the Earth’s atmosphere and cause massive damage. Like mass hysteria, end of times type stuff.

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Is this some sort of cat meme. I’m not exactly sure where this comes from but judging from my research it seems to be very popular. I can’t find anything else, so I’m sticking with the cat theory.

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Big Bang Theory. Sheldon Cooper is always knocking on Penny’s door. She indulges him, because he’s harmless if not a little annoying. Plus, it wouldn’t be much of a show if the hot blonde didn’t engage with the nerds across the hall.

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“Put the lotion in the basket!” What a creepy scene in a creepy movie. Definitely worthy of a t-shirt. It would be kind of funny if a company did start selling Buffalo Bill’s Body Lotion, though I’m guessing they wouldn’t get a lot of women customers. Probably more pervy men, using it to whack off.

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Not everything or everyone has to be ugly. Sometimes there are foxy people, and this shirt is for all you foxy people out there. It’s time you get your due as well. Clint Eastwood may not star in a film about you, but I know you’re out there, and this tee is there for you.

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Zodiac Wheel T Shirt

by on March 15, 2013


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It’s a straight up zodiac wheel, which I appreciate as a t-shirt design, because it looks great. I love all the names, drawings, and symbols and the face of the sun…all neatly arranged in a circle. I don’t necessarily believe in any of the astrology stuff so it might be difficult for more to wear this tee in public, especially if it encourages people to ask me questions about it (I have no idea).

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So, Pavlov’s experiment was ringing a bell for a dog before he feed him, so that he could condition a response in the dog. It worked. Every time he rang the bell the dog would start salivating because he knew dinner was coming. This had human applications but I really don’t know what I’m talking about so I’m going to leave it at that.

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Confucious is credited with many pithy sayings but this is my favorite. Who cares what some old dude was pulling out of his ass 17 years ago. It’s not relevant now. What with the Internet and how it’s changed the game. I do have to say it is nice to read words of wisdom in order to trigger your own thoughts, so continue reading your Farmer’s Almanac.

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Ric Flair everybody. It’s Ric Flair. Love to see this shirt because these are the words I live by EVERY DAY! So true. So motivating, especially coming from a super strong man with rhinestones on his shirt and gorgeous platinum locks.

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I appreciate the sentiment. I have a beard and I believe with all my heart that the people around me should respect it. However, I’m not sure I can get down with the beard that is painstakingly groomed. That is not the look I respect. In fact, the more work it looks like you put into a beard the less I respect it, and, unfortunately, my regard for plummets.

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I Love NY T Shirt

by on March 13, 2013


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There are a lot of these transitive pictograph verbalizations out there, especially for New York, which fancies itself as the greatest city in the world. But, this particular design from jjlowe58 is special. You have the real human heart image, but the bottom of the heart is actually the bottom of a strawberry. What?

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