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This is a reference to the awesome puppet movie the South Park dude’s put out: Team America. The go to phrase in the gritty theme song was America Fuck Yeah, because America is awesome. There are a lot of people that would enjoy that movie that never saw. It didn’t get distribution because I think it was bordering on being rated NC-17. Kind of ridiculous since it was a puppet movie. Of course, there was that puppet sex scene.
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You know the type. Like they’re permanently stoned. Greasy hair. Thick calves. Ratty tee. Talking about going to the zoo or on a hike in the woods, and one of the bennies they’re trying to sell to get you to go is that there will be Animals & Shit. And that’s what this t-shirt from Headline Shirts is all about.
I think that also how I’d describe the biblical passage regarding Noah’s Ark. Maybe add a boat at the beginning.
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I just ran into this Lover shirt with the sexy scripty font, and just as I zoomed in on the shirt image, Prince started singer I Wanna Be Your Lover in my ear. Well, actually ears, because it was a recording of the song, not the man actually singing in my ear.
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Oh man, that’s some mischievous looking personal items. Remote control. Keys. Wallet. All the stuff that seems to get lost all the time. Actually, I never lose any of that stuff, because I’m completely anal about putting them in the same place every time. But, I’ve had roommates that were insanely scatterbrained, and could never find their keys, and they always lost the communal remote control. That dude basically wasted probably 20 hours of my life helping him search for that shit.
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