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Yoshisaurus T Shirt

by on March 20, 2013

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This is that Yoshi skeleton in the museum. It’s very well preserved. All you Super Mario Bros fans will instantly gravitate to the Buy button for this design because anything featuring Yoshi is like heroin to you. Looks like this one tangled with a turtle and ended up smashed into a wall.

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mister-owl-tootsie-pops-t-shirt

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Over the years Mister Owl got more and more greedy. This haul of five Tootsie Pops was the last time he limited himself to as many as he could carry. Later on he was masterminding major heists. I’m talking semi-trucks and container ships full of the delectable hard candy with the fudgy middle.

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Don’t Panic T Shirt

by on March 19, 2013

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Very simple messaging here. Yes, the stock market is at an all-time high, but everybody on the street level knows shit is getting worse by the day. This ain’t no recession any more, it’s a depression, and it’s going to get worse before it gets better. So, when the stock market sky rockets like that you know EVERYTHING is gamed. Still, don’t panic. Keep it cool, and do what you gotta do to survive. Better days are sure to come, especially if you order this shirt. You’ll be wearing this orange and blue beauty in no time, which will improve your life 31% is 12 days or less.

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moon-phases-chart-t-shirt

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This is a very handy thing to have on a t-shirt. Say, you’re out on the town, and you want to make some romantic moves. Check out the tee and see where the moon is that evening. Is it going to be picturesque, creating the perfect ambiance for love making. What about if you want to take a dip in the ocean. Knowing the phases of the moon will help you know what’s up with the tides. You don’t want to drown do you? There are tons of other awesome benefits to owning this shirt, which I don’t have time to list right here. But, trust me, this design is PACKED with value.

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Planet Express T Shirt

by on March 19, 2013

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You love Futurama. I pretend that I love Futurama. You love this shirt. I highlight this shirt for Futurama-lovers in hopes to sell a metric ton of them and retire to a peaceful island life near Fiji. Win WIN. Yes, I get the all-caps win because I’m in paradise, but you’re not doing so bad with a great t-shirt referencing one of your top 10 shows.

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Unicorn Crest T Shirt

by on March 19, 2013

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Now that’s a sophisticated and fun-loving family. The absolute best kind. Yeah, they have a ton of money, but they have a boatload of fun with it. They share good times with others. And, they are not snooty. They take themselves too seriously. What a family! They have a unicorn in their crest for godssake.

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ask-me-about-my-video-game-achievements-t-shirt

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This is pretty much the ultimate gamer nerd t-shirt. You have the 8-pixel character with the life force stuff and the fuel stuff. He’s got the shield, sword, and helmet. And, there wearer of this shirt is basically begging people to engage him in talk about gaming, so he can brag about getting to the 17th level of Missile Command, etc.

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i-greater-than-u-t-shirt

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This is clever. They had the “I love you” messaging, which I’ve always found confusing because this <3 always looked like a butt to me. It never dawned on me that it was a heart on its side. So, maybe this love sentiment when the shirt was originally designed, but then there was a fight, things got ugly, and the black marker came out to change the meaning significantly.

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Meteor T Shirt

by on March 18, 2013

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That meteor has a one-way ticket to Earth hanging out of his back pack. He looks like a nerdy little dude, but he’s actually the size of Pluto, and, in fact, may have enough mass to break through the Earth’s atmosphere and cause massive damage. Like mass hysteria, end of times type stuff.

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and-yet-despite-the-look-on-my-face-youre-still-talking-t-shirt

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Is this some sort of cat meme. I’m not exactly sure where this comes from but judging from my research it seems to be very popular. I can’t find anything else, so I’m sticking with the cat theory.

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knock-knock-knock-penny-t-shirtGet this Shirt from Five Finger Shirts

Big Bang Theory. Sheldon Cooper is always knocking on Penny’s door. She indulges him, because he’s harmless if not a little annoying. Plus, it wouldn’t be much of a show if the hot blonde didn’t engage with the nerds across the hall.

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buffalo-bills-body-lotion-t-shirt

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“Put the lotion in the basket!” What a creepy scene in a creepy movie. Definitely worthy of a t-shirt. It would be kind of funny if a company did start selling Buffalo Bill’s Body Lotion, though I’m guessing they wouldn’t get a lot of women customers. Probably more pervy men, using it to whack off.

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