Super Mario Goomba Don’t Tread On Me T Shirt from Busted Tees

by on January 10, 2012

Available in Men's and Women's sizes.

Editor’s note: Thanks to our dear readership, we have discovered that is not an Angry Bird at all, rather a Goomba from Super Mario. Please accept my sincerest apology if you have been in any way hurt or misled by the incorrect analysis of this t-shirt.

So, this is an Angry Birds T Shirt Super Mario tee that means something about something. Maybe Don’t Tread On Me is a slogan in the game. I’ve never played the game, so I have absolutely no idea. Perhaps the pigs are treading on the birds, so they’re angry, so they slingshot themselves into the pigs. Maybe this is a story representing the fascist regime that we are watching blossom with our own eyes in our once great country.

Now, we need to stand up and hurl ourselves at the pigs of war, the pigs of finance, the pigs of grift and greed…the kleptocracy and the oligarchy. Maybe we should be the angry birds to save our nation. Let this be our cry! And let this Don’t Tread On Me T Shirt be the official apparel for the movement.

Buy one for yourself and for the poor people in your crew that have recently lost their jobs. This…is…a…movement. And conducting commerce with Busted Tees drives it. Fight! We shall overcome!


{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Mike Parker January 11, 2012 at 6:34 am

Is this angry birds? Looks like a goomba from Super Mario to me.


Booker Addison January 11, 2012 at 6:42 pm

@Mike – you’re really too kind. You should at least call Booker Addison some nasty names. He totally deserves it after this flub. Thanks for the heads up!


You're An Idiot January 11, 2012 at 3:07 pm

I seriously hope you didnt get paid to write this. Any 5 year old could’ve been your fact checker for this article.


Booker Addison January 11, 2012 at 6:39 pm

@you’re an idiot – unfortunately we pay Booker $1/word to write this drivel, and he has in his possession compromising text messages that keep us from firing his ass. At least our 4-year-old fact checker has been fired. We’re stepping up in the next week as we have two terrific candidates to replace her.


Karfas January 11, 2012 at 3:39 pm

You’re a fucking moron
i hope you get fired for this


Booker Addison January 11, 2012 at 6:36 pm

@karfas – I appreciate the passion. Booker Addison has been severely reprimanded for his egregious error. You’ll see his live apology on the first Barbara Walters special in February. Please note, Booker, is one more mistake from getting fired.


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