You’re taking a chance when you where this shirt. And that chance is this. What if someone is your type and you want to get with that someone, but no matter what language they speak, there’s no way they’re going to be able to ignore the message on your shirt. Thus, they will think they are not your type or that your not even in the game, because you have a love at home and you’re wearing this shirt to ward off all attention of that nature.
Yet, really all you want to do is get some attention for having sophisticated humor taste buds that love the finer hilarity in life.
So, you’re like, no it’s just a funny tshirt and they’re I speak 8 languages and get the message loud and clear. I’m going to hit on that dude over there with the handle bar mustache and feathered hair. And, you’re like come back. And then it’s a lost cause and you hate this shirt and wish you never bought it. I do not want this to happen to you.
Before you purchase the You’re Not My Type Tshirt please keep in mind that there are consequences. Keep in mind the scenarios that may play out at the club, the neighborhood pool, and your bar mitzvah.
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