You Know How I Do T Shirt

by on March 21, 2011

You can only wear this shirt if you have confidence oozing out of every pore and orifice. I’m not joking. Go to your doctor. Get a blood test. A piss test. And a sweat test. A snot test. A fecal test. Get ’em all. You have to have at least 75% confidence showing up in all of those numbers.

Tell your doctor what you’re thinking of doing. Hi doc, can you give me a full battery of tests, so I can see if I’m physically fit enough to wear the You Know How I Do T Shirt.

And, if the MD returns those tests and says good news, your confidence is off the chart out of every pore and orifice, then and only then can you go ahead and purchase this shirt with your hard-earned money.

Do you get it? Local Celebrity doesn’t make shirts for everybody. And, this one is an especially small class of individuals that can point to friends, family, colleagues, acquaintances, and even strangers and say with no uncertainty: “You Know How I Do.”

Do you qualify? I sure hope you do.

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