Now that’s a fortune cookie you can believe in. All this other ethereal bullshit. You will have your greatest day within the week. Trees will whisper sweet nothings in your ear. 87 is lucky on the first Tuesday every other month. The people writing these probably got tired of lying, fabricating, misleading and decided to do something about it.
If we poison the cookie and tell the eater of the cookie then the fortune will be spot on and we will have something to be proud of. But, wait, this plan may be foiled, because most people crack open the cookie before to read the fortune before they eat it. In this case, the disgruntled, unfulfilled fortuners, must work directly with all of the Chinese eateries the distribute to, so that all the food served will have just a touch of poison.
Whatever the case, you should probably purchase this shirt and wear it proudly: You Have Just Eaten Poison Shirt.
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