Woke Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed T-shirt

by on July 25, 2010

I always wondered what that saying meant. I mean, why would waking up on the wrong side of the bed make you grumpy? Or maybe it’s a deeper statement about you as a person. “Oh, bad mood, you must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed,” which really means “you’re such a miserable creature of habit that any slight upset to your iron-clad routine knocks you into a funk.”

But now that I see this shirt it all makes sense. Waking up under you bed would make you a little crotchedy, especially if you didn’t know how you got there. Think of the dust balls, smelly socks and skid-marked underwear you’re drooling on. And, you probably bump your head when the alarm goes off. Then, you have to scootch out of there, wondering how in the hell did you get there. Maybe you were abducted by aliens, maybe you are an idiot sleep walker. And to top it all off, your cat has the entire topside of the bed to himself and looks totally smug about it.

That scenario makes sense, which is why Woke Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed T-shirt should be your next purchase.

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