Wish I Was Here T Shirt

by on September 28, 2012

Get This Tee from Tshirt Hell

Sometimes you get so deep in your head that you are not where your body is. It’s almost like an out-of-body experience. Happens to me all the time. Did I really let a fart slip as I turned to walk into my office. Did she hear it? That sort of existential questioning and meandering through my memories and mind can pull me far away from the present, where, perhaps, I’m farting very loudly and becoming a mockery of the dinner party in honor of the woman with 17 years of service at the Botanical Gardens. That, my friends, is the perfect time to be wearing this shirt.

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