Wine Party Hat T Shirt

by on December 13, 2010

I have to admit this took me a beat or two to figure out. What the hell is that hat with wine glasses stuck on a pitchfork. Is this some special type of scarecrow? Does this have something to do with the Phantom of the Opera. Then, I had a flash image of my fine fat friends attending the Packers game at Lambeau and recalled the headwear with the beers and the tube system to drink from.

Now, I know where this Wine Party Hat T Shirt is coming from, and now I think it’s frickin’ hilarious imagining somebody actually wearing something like that to a formal gathering. Some snooty Jane Austen-like ball. Tuxes and tails and ball gowns, silver serving platters, and that ruffian in the corner sucking the fine Rothschild through a straw from goblets on the sides of his top hat. Ah, that’s a nice one Snorg Tees. Very nice. The best thing would be wearing this shirt anywhere and everywhere. Some sharp folks will get it right away and laugh, and you’ll have to explain it to others then they’ll laugh. Those that don’t laugh either way aren’t your friends and you need not speak to them ever again.

If you’re not so high falutin’ as all that top hat and wine shit, you might want to take a look at this video teaching you how to make a homemade beer helmet.

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