Unicorn—A Single Corn T Shirt

by on August 23, 2010

This is really funny. Forget unicorns crapping Skittles or envying Pegasuses, let’s talk about how one little piece of corn is a unicorn, so what’s the big deal.

Actually, Snorg Tees says it best in their little shirt description:

“I don’t know why unicorns are such a big deal. There are hundreds on a single cob.”

This is just the right goofy, sarcastic, facetious blend that tickles my fancy so hard that I quiver in delight, have cold sweats, swirl through acid flashbacks, and feel like I’m having 112 orgasms at once. OK, that may have been slight hyperbole, but the Unicorn—A Single Corn T Shirt immediately lands in my top 10 funny tshirts of all time.

What? What? You disagree? You agree? What? Yeah, I said it. TOP 10. Deal.

Snorg Tees will have to deal with this proclamation, because they’re going to have to top themselves at some point and it ain’t going to be easy.

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