This is a great shirt from Deez Teez. Are you kidding me? The detail on the tickets. The Hawaiian shirt pocket. Flying out of JFK to get to paradise. Perfect. That’s why the next time you’re ready to go on an exotic vacation, like I know you do 2 or 3 times a year, you’ll be wearing this Two Tickets to Paradise T Shirt.
Usually I kind of hate it when washed up musicians squeeze out every last dollar from their hit songs on sad tours at local fairs, corporate parties, and your mom’s sixth wedding, but this effort from Eddie Money is…well…on the money. The high-flying tambourine work. The “I’m 85 pounds overweight” pirouette. And, of course, the I can’t really sing so I’ll talk through the song, while my abnormally fit guitarist and bassist sing the chorus, or I’ll get the crowd to sing along. Classic song. Transcendent performance.