Torso Pants Shutting Down

by on December 13, 2008

torso pants shutting down Torso Pants Shutting DownTotal bummer news here. Torso Pants is dropping out of the funny tshirt game. Not sure why. They have one of the funniest inventories of tshirts online, with big, bold beautiful designs. Parent company Tshirt Hell must not have liked the profit margins or the excessive focus on hamsters. Whatever the case…this news is a drag.

Here’s an excerpt from an email I got announcing the closing on December 23:

It is with great sadness that I announce, at the urging of Bilderberg, that I am closing the doors at TorsoPants.com at midnight December 23rd, 2008. I cannot get into complete details, but my higher masters have told me that my mission will be changing over the next few months and this is the first step in a series of movements I will make in my life to fulfill the prophecy that is Sunshine Megatron.

Torsopants.com was a very personal project for me and I am proud of what we accomplished and of the product we brought to the masses. I can only pray that those who remain asleep will wake up by the end of 2009 (the 11 year) , but cannot explain this any further and only wish the best for all of your human race.

A trooper to the end, Sunshine will continue to accept orders ’til the bewitching hour. I strongly encourage to grab up what you can from remaining Torso Pants stock. They’ll certainly be collectors items. And, you’ll have a very strong collection of wearable humor.

And, of course, be sure to check out my Top 15 Torso Pants Funny Tshirts before you clean ’em out completely. A well-prepared shopper is a satisfied shopper ’til the end.

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