Drunken Astronauts and Space Bars Tee Shirt
Ta Dump. This shirt surely doesn’t make any sense. But, spacebars and astronauts is a pretty good combination of goofy. Good yoke.
I Am An Animal in Bed Llama Tshirt
I too have heard this about llamas. They look sort of geeky with those long necks, but those bedroom eyes really get you.
It’s a football but it says baseball. Cognitive dissonance at it’s finest. Not a total fan of this shirt.
Four-twenty in Roman Numerals sweet. Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
Yo, Where My Knickers At? Tshirt
Not sure where I stand with this shirt. That old school street urchin missing his pants and wondering where they are is kind of funny. But the wordplay is treading dangerously close to inappropriate. YOU DECIDE.
So, this excuses any unsavory activities you may partake in. Sort of clever. Sorta blah.
Two Horses in a Man Costume Tshirt
This may rise in coming months. It may be quite funny and I’m just not letting it hit me right. We’ve all seen the horse costume with one person as the head and one as the ass. Now, we’re switching that around and saying I’m so big and bad it takes two horses to wear the costume of me. Then, again maybe this shirt will stay down here in the rankings.
This Shirt Doesn’t Make Sense And Neither Does This Apple Tshirt
Calling a hydrant and apple and saying it doesn’t make any sense. Sort of weak.
Could be worse than the hounds of hell and the grim reaper combined. Or it could be a really random useless shirt.
It Says I Told You So on My Back: Told You So Tshirt
Cool. Not sure I care.
World’s Goodest Teecher T-shirt
Ha Ha. Teacher spelled stuff wrong. Phthtftht.
Hey You, Yeah You, No Not You – Do you like tacos? Tee
Neat.
Some day I may understand why you’d want to look in the mirror and read this, but at this moment I do not. Maybe it’s a play on those backwards I am handsome or buy more beer shirts. Ah, hell, I’ll keep it at the bottom.
Torso Pants Ranked First to Worst Part 1
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