Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2

by on May 17, 2010

Drunken Astronauts and Space Bars Tee Shirt

drunken astronaut tee Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
Ta Dump. This shirt surely doesn’t make any sense. But, spacebars and astronauts is a pretty good combination of goofy. Good yoke.

I Am An Animal in Bed Llama Tshirt

i am an animal in bed llama tshirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
I too have heard this about llamas. They look sort of geeky with those long necks, but those bedroom eyes really get you.

Baseball Football Tshirt

baseball football tee Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
It’s a football but it says baseball. Cognitive dissonance at it’s finest. Not a total fan of this shirt.

IV:XX Tshirt

iv xx tshirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
Four-twenty in Roman Numerals sweet. Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

Yo, Where My Knickers At? Tshirt

yo where my knickers at tshirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
Not sure where I stand with this shirt. That old school street urchin missing his pants and wondering where they are is kind of funny. But the wordplay is treading dangerously close to inappropriate. YOU DECIDE.

This is My Clone Tee Shirt

this is my clone tshirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
So, this excuses any unsavory activities you may partake in. Sort of clever. Sorta blah.

Two Horses in a Man Costume Tshirt

two horses in a man costume tshirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
This may rise in coming months. It may be quite funny and I’m just not letting it hit me right. We’ve all seen the horse costume with one person as the head and one as the ass. Now, we’re switching that around and saying I’m so big and bad it takes two horses to wear the costume of me. Then, again maybe this shirt will stay down here in the rankings.

This Shirt Doesn’t Make Sense And Neither Does This Apple Tshirt

this shirt doesnt make sense and neither does this apple shirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
Calling a hydrant and apple and saying it doesn’t make any sense. Sort of weak.

Platypus of Death T-shirt

platypus of death tshirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
Could be worse than the hounds of hell and the grim reaper combined. Or it could be a really random useless shirt.

It Says I Told You So on My Back: Told You So Tshirt

it says i told you so on my back tshirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
Cool. Not sure I care.

World’s Goodest Teecher T-shirt

worlds goodest teecher Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
Ha Ha. Teacher spelled stuff wrong. Phthtftht.

Hey You, Yeah You, No Not You – Do you like tacos? Tee

hey you do you like tacos tshirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
Neat.

I Am Not an Ambulance T-shirt

i am not an ambulance tshirt Torso Pants Ranked Worst to First Part 2
Some day I may understand why you’d want to look in the mirror and read this, but at this moment I do not. Maybe it’s a play on those backwards I am handsome or buy more beer shirts. Ah, hell, I’ll keep it at the bottom.

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