Here’s the deal. Threadless is awesome, but Threadless has about 90 thousand shirts, so I decided to take a week off from work and pour my soul into finding the top 50 funny Threadless T Shirts. You’re welcome.
I encourage you to leave a comment if you have other nominees or thoughts on this order, or if you have a gig for me that involves dully looking at red carpet images and getting paid half a million dollars a year.
In descending order to build the tension. Your palms will be sweating by the time you hit the top 20.
This is kind of morbid, gross, and cute all at the same time. It makes the list.
Rock on United States. Statue of Rock ‘n Roll more like it.
Hey, emergencies can make you hungry, and you don’t know when you’ll get a chance to eat again, so break the glass.
Kid’s board broke. Kind of an odd combo, emo and skateboarder. Not sure that’s common. Could be wrong.
That circle is all kinds of cocky. Square and triangle should team up. Square blocks, triangle walks to finish line.
The Muppets are awesome and this pair of curmudgeons and their lacerating wit will make everybody wince and smile.
Hey, if teacher doesn’t believe you, get an Xray.
Ah, the ultimate end of evolution, the glorious kung fu fighter.
That’s a scary triangle. Make a wide berth.
Good to see some money is being saved in this spend/debt crazed culture.
Goof ball joke nicely executed.
I have been hit square on with a pillow and it rang my bell. Shoulda seen what I did to that 6-year-old kid though.
Poor Cyclope. That ain’t gonna work. And, who wants to see Titanic again without the gimmick?
Dude, lasers were coming out of the cat’s eyes. Scary and awesome.
Corny joke and I love it.
That’s a moose and a triangle and wordplay on the geometry term hypotenuse. Nice.
This actually isn’t that funny. More horrifying really, but the alphabet soup makes it clever.
Something about these gentlemen hunter ducks.
Hey, how much better off if all militaries of the world only had water balloon weaponry.
It ain’t easy being Mario.
Potty humor featuring an ice cream cone. Yay!
29. Sports T Shirt
The perfect I don’t give a shit about Sports shirt.
Most people do not have roasted marshmallows often enough.
Maybe if he put some bait on that hook, he’d get a nibble.
Sometimes I’m a sucker for cute.
Back in my day, you couldn’t just go to any song you wanted. You had to physically fast forward the tape.
Yes..we’ve got the funk and zero gravity.
This is one of those creepy cool designs.
Ha ha. How long before they figure out they’re saying the same thing and can just turn around and walk away.
Bad economy…even the squirrels are mugging each other.
Damn that’s cutting edge…no…bleeding edge. Like hipster time travel.
Robot needs a screw. For some reason Prince, Violent Femmes, and Styx are coming to mind.
Dammit, it doesn’t fit inside the entrance. Redo.
Who is that Archimedes, Socrates, some OG Greek dude playing a Roman chariot game.
This is silly, just like I like it. Love the specific bird name.
Sublime. Hope they don’t sting the kid.
All those symbiotic fish and barnacles and getting caught up in that damn thing. Clean it up.
I saw Clint Eastwood wearing this tee in Omaha.
Love the tweak on the Rolling Stones logo. Looks awesome.
11. Gramodog T Shirt
That dog has a stylus tied to his tail. Don’t tell PETA.
And the top 10!
This is great. That’s why survivors of the Titanic strangly tasted waffle cone.
For some reason I expect all the snow in the general vicinity to be melting around that demon.
Lovely homage to the Starland Vocal Band.
That’s hilariously gross. Only works with a rapscallion like Amadeus.
That was an excruciating couple of minutes. The tension. The pain. The fear.
Oh my…you think mythology is made up of cute little stories, but you forget about the “blue” parts. Hide the children and small animals.
Best Venn Diagram I’ve ever seen. Hell is a versatile word.
This just delights my eyes every time I see it.
Wasn’t quite sure where to rank this. But, the pure weirdness of it compelled me to move it near the top. We’ve done it. COLOR!
I love this because from a distance it looks like the Charlie Brown shirt, but up close you get the little bonus feature.
There you have it. Now, you can read my Threadless review for the inside scoop on this great shirt site.