This Silver Pearl Necklace Shaped Like Splooge and Has No Actual Pearls

by on October 18, 2010

They’re really selling this thing. It looks sort of an elegant abstract piece and I don’t necessarily think people would think of it as representative of a cum shot unless you told them. Of course, if it was a string of pearls, with the silver in the same spot that would be more of an indicator.

Here’s what the seller has to say out The Pearl Necklace:

“Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.”

This has to be a dude’s concept…right? No woman would consider memorializing that moment. Would they?

Could this some be made into a funny t shirt?

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