You see. The further North you are, the more better you are. At least that’s kind of what this shirt is hinting at. I don’t really believe that. My theory is the further north you are the colder you are. You say colder than a witches tit and I say colder than a well digger’s ass. We all have our own worldviews. Now, can we respect them. Buying this shirt would be a strong indicator that you have an open mind.
This design inspired by the Funny or Die Twitter account.