The Simpsons Stonecutters T shirt

by on January 18, 2011

It’s like the Freemasons except totally funny. I mean, I’m sure if you snuck in on a top secret meeting of a secret society that would be pretty hilarious also with all the cloak and dagger shit, dipshit ritual, and old people smell…acting like they rule the world but they actually only keep the neighborhood polyester cloak fabric shop in business.

Join the exclusive club and wear the Stonecutters T Shirt because it’s quite an attractive emblem, and a nice color palette of wine and gold. Busted Tees is the official t shirt maker of all fake secret societies that appear in cartoons.

Here’s the Stonecutters singing their song:

And here’s the lyrics:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, We do.

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do.

Who keeps back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do.

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we dooooooo.

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