The Ottoman Empire Est. 1299 Tshirt

by on July 2, 2010

Let’s examine this a little wordplayage. Ottoman is a fine, fine piece of furniture, ‘cuz when you done got home after a fuckin’ hard day at the J O B, nothin’ you want more than a little sweet tea, shoes off, and feet propped on the Ottoman foot rest thingy. I think nobody had done this feet propping shit before that crazy Turkish Ottoman Empire back then in the 1200s.

It was all about squating and swattin’…flies. You know. So, big technological boost when they rolled that rock over the OG (Ottoman Guy) and told him to take a load off. Then, like everything, good ideas get refined, perfected and then they carry on for the next 1000 years.

Celebrate this furniture and takin’ easy with The Ottoman Empire Tshirt.

Thanks for reading about this lovely Snorg Tees tshirt and God bless.

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