This is a funny shirt. Why? Because it happens. People see someone they know in line, they get in a convo, and all of a sudden they’re like, well, instead of going to the end of the line three blocks back, I’ll just kind of queue up right here. Now, it depends on the hotness of the person and/or whether they’re annoying if the people directly behind them are super pissed or not. Hotness trumps discourtesy. But, hotness plus super annoying is a push with rude, so I can’t tell you what’s going to happen in this particular scenario on this particular The Chat and Cut T Shirt.
The even better version of this move it if you don’t even know the people you’re chatting up. Especially, if they’re hot and you’re a troll. They do eye rolling and you don’t give a shit because you just saved 57 minutes rotting at the back of the line.
The Busted Tees office complex is stuffed full of sociologists.
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If a hottie cuts in front of you, here’s what to say.
You: “Back of the line, I’m late for the party.”
Her: “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I cut. Nice muscles! You’re going to a party?”
You: “I can’t invite you, but we can hook up later.”
Her: “Take me.”
That’s usually how it pans out.