
Here’s Sheldon Cooper’s expanded version of Roshambo.
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and rock crushes scissors.”
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“364 days until the next pretzel day.” Stanley loves pretzel day. It almost makes his dreary office life worth it. Or at least tolerable, which if you think about it is kind of sad. Poor Stanley. But, if you can separate yourself from your feelings for Stanley for a moment, and take a step back, you can see that this I Love Pretzel Day T Shirt is pretty funny and a nice addition to The Office t shirt collection.
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Of course, we have one of the most ubiquitous lines in all of English-speaking humanity. And, there’s a ton of different versions of this That’s What She Said T Shirt, but I happen to like this one quite a bit with the addition of Steve Carell, playing Michael Scott, standing with that particular boss stance in that boss suit. So how this thing works for just about everything and can get you giggling like a three year old on nitrous.
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I never watched the show, but I saw a few clips here and there. Just a good ol’ time. Actually, it looked pretty stupid but it grabbed a space in the cultural zeitgeist of the time and hasn’t really let go. It always helps to have a muscle car, two handsome dudes, and a hot chick in tight, jean shorts (can you say Daisy Dukes!!). Plus, I think the paint job on the car…the orange with the black 01 lettering is totally underated as a big part of the overall appeal. It’s very beautiful, but, of course, I may be biased, because I grew up loving the San Francisco Giants and that’s the color of that team. I think those team colors have some very powerful effect and people. Like those colors bleed into your brain and trigger some sort of chemical response.
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It seems that the grammatically proper way to say that would be Blued myself, since it was the act of turning yourself blue, but I guess in the interest of making jokes to appeal to the baser interests, rather than the higher, evolved synergies, you have to say it like David Cross playing Tobias Funke, sucked his own dick. If you’re into dudes sucking their own dicks or if you’re into the color blue on the naked skin of men, then you probably need to purchase the I’m Afraid I Just Blue Myself T Shirt and be done with it already.
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Nothing like a Winnebago in the middle of the desert in the middle of summer. It’s hot and sweaty and you can’t just run the AC all day because you’ll run out of gas, so you have to be judicious and that’s hard, because the reason you’re in this predicament is because you’re cooking up meth for all the little tweakers within a 60 mile radius, and there are more than you think.
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Slurm is the energy drink in the animated series Futurama. Now you can have a Slurm T Shirt complete with the drink’s splat logo. Basically, you were this shirt and you’re telling the world that you’re a cartoon watching geek, but that’s what you have to do in 2011. You have to put a stake in the ground and say this is the type of entertainment I align myself with. Love me or leave me, because my media consumption pretty much defines me. Then, you will have people that won’t know what Slurm is and they’ll walk on by without a second glance. Then, there will be those in your tribe, and that makes owning a shirt like this one from Busted Tees completely worth it.
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This shirt brings up a really good point. Where are all the women we need to emulate. You have your WWJD…that stands for Jesus. And you have WWNPHD and that stands for Neil Patrick Harris. You have WWTWD…that stands for Tom Waits. So finally you have this What Would Sue Do T Shirt, which helps you remember before all of your actions throughout the day to remember that there’s a higher standard in human evolution…and that is Sue.
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What you really need is a tshirt with the colors of the emergency broadcast system on painted on a nice soft, comfortable t shirt. Seriously. Beyond shelter, food, water, 78% fair trade chocolate bars, and inalienable rights as a human, there is clothing, and this Emergency Broadcast System T Shirt qualifies as a basic necessity. It’s random. It’s colorful. And, people may recognize it because they’ve been up watching TV late at night and seen “this is a test…only a test.”
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