Tshirt Hell

Tshirt Hell is probably the most blatantly offensive tee site on the Net, but you can tell there’s a brain behind all the bustle. Sometimes the designs miss the mark and are just in poor taste, but sometimes they push it just enough to be dangerously hilarious.

We have some sort of scy-fy intrigue going on. At first you think this is an alien talking with candor, then all of a sudden you discover it as an Earthling visiting another planet, and talking to an alien he doesn’t particularly like. I guess you could also make a case for this being an everyday person on Earth just kind of hating on everybody that reads her shirt, which is quite possible.

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This just about sums it up for me. Can anyone even believe what’s going on with the Republican primaries. Ridiculous. Newt Gingrich. Mitt Romney. Paul Santorum. That reminds me of the beautiful campaign Dan Savage waged against Santorum, when the politician was fighting for some douchey anti-gay bullshit. He got his last name to be associated with the following definition:

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Here’s one to wear but only if you’re gorgeous or hideous. Nothing in between. If you’re average looking people will just shake their head and think you’re delusional. If your gorgeous then people will just have to concede that yes you’re hot, and, in fact, just a little hotter than themselves.

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This is a pretty funny shirt. Simple concept but executed perfectly. You have a great thermometer with a perfect blue. Where this around and get into conversation about being just a little cooler than everybody you meet. What you really should do is feel people’s foreheads and say…”nope…no temperature. You’re 98.6 degrees.

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Very nice commentary on the gay marriage debate. If you say God hates gays that’s about as wise as saying what this God Hates Chimps Who Love Dolphins T Shirt. In other words, it’s a completely ridiculous thing to say, and you should stop saying it, and you should let anybody marry whoever they want as long as they are two consenting adults.

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Apparently this chick is an awesome singer and has had a ton of buzz for a year or two. I have never heard her. I did see that that freaky, white-haired simian Karl Lagerfeld called her fat, which is true but isn’t very nice. He tried to make nice by saying, “but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.” Oops. A little late for the pleasantries you shallow freak. At 78 you really probably shouldn’t give a shit about any of that any more. link:

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This is the practical wisdom lost on most motivation speakers and A personalities. You strive, strive, strive. Work hard. Ignore the setbacks and obstacles and fight to achieve goals. For what? To go right back at it the next day. Ever escalating goals. Ever increasing appetites to satiate. It’s nuts. Why not settle in where you’re at and make it work. Maybe knock off a couple of easy tasks that drop in your lap. Follow the path of least resistance. Less wear and tear. Less forcing it.

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I love this shirt. Though, big caveat…I love most ironic funny Jesus shirts. Must be the whole Christian upbringing deal that I finally rejected when I was 22, but not after having missed prime adolescent years being good and chaste and moral. What a crock of shit. I’ll live with regrets ’til the day I die. Anyways, the Jesuszilla sort of scene is spectacular. Laser eyes blasting people. He’s bigger than the buildings. Why not? He was all meek and normal (for the most part) during his last trip back. Maybe this time he convinces the old man to let him shake it up a bit.

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I like this shirt. There are those commercials about getting a natural high from exercise, accomplishing goals, making art, or attaining professional status, and maybe having a loving family, but really those things are illusory and come and go like the wind, whereas marijuana is real and sustainable. It’s tangible. You can roll it in your hands. You can stuff it in the the bong. It will be there when you need it. It is a best friend, because lord knows you can’t trust humans to always be there for you. And it’s natural! Totally frickin’ natural! It should not be illegal.

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I’m not sure what to make of this tee. It may be edgy because you have a cute little stuffed doll, but the user is no longer playing innocently like a child with it. Instead, there are needles poked into it and part of an arm ripped off, which leads one to believe there is some voodoo going on here. This is somewhat disturbing, because voodoo is a dark art, and has great potential for harming people, who are not under psychic protection.

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Well this is pretty funny as we move into the silly political season. I actually think Ron Paul might be the most viable candidate out there. He probably won’t get the nod as the Republican nominee, but he might make some serious noise as an Independent. He’s against the wars. He’s against the fed. He wants to legal the marijuana. He’s violently opposed to all the fascist legislation that’s making its way around the Hill. He has warts, but I think even if he can deliver on 25% of that short list, he’ll be better by far than any President for quite some time. He really seems like he can’t be bought.

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Who is this rotund dude with the male pattern baldness the coat and marijuana tie and the clown nose. He’s spectacular whoever he is and he’s the unlikely spokesman for the Medical Marijuana Association. Dude is enjoying himself. He’s got a stethoscope and a big belly laugh. You can come over to his place any time and he’ll smoke you out. Dude also digs Cypress Hill more than any other musical band ever. Good taste.

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