Tshirt Hell

Tshirt Hell is probably the most blatantly offensive tee site on the Net, but you can tell there’s a brain behind all the bustle. Sometimes the designs miss the mark and are just in poor taste, but sometimes they push it just enough to be dangerously hilarious.

The sale page is stupid over at Tshirt Hell. You have to choose from the drop downs to get any shirts to show up but once you do you’ll see what looks like nearly the entire catalog available at 50% off, which is a really sweet deal. Although they have terrible and offensive shirts, T-Shirt Hell also has some of the funniest shirts you’ll find anywhere.

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Ah, this is terrible. Dick Clark was such an institution on New Year’s and all that. Makes me feel old that he died at the age of 82, especially since he still looked good. That said, this America’s Deadest Teenager T Shirt is pretty funny. Dick was called America’s Oldest Teenager, so this tee is the natural progression of that once he passed away a week ago, suffering from a heart attack.

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Hey, that slob on the recliner pays his taxes every year, which in turn pays for all of the very important missions in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Syria, and the bases in 93% of the countries across the world. I mean how else are we going to continue to afford our luxurious lifestyles when we don’t offer the world anything of value. We need to offer them our protection.

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Hey, marijuana is natural. The Bible talks about wine all the time. What’s the difference? Nothing. Both are mind altering and impairing. Probably better to drive high than to drive drunk. Pot heads are generally mellow, whereas alcoholics are oftentimes belligerent. So, yeah, why shouldn’t Jesus tell the stoner on the couch that his dad made the weed. He should be proud.

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Man this world is messed up. Sometimes you have to mourn for the families decimated by senseless violence, then you gotta just laugh at the absurdity of it all, or, I’m afraid, it could all get a little too heavy, and getting up in the morning may be more than we can bear. Obviously, this topic is touchy with the racist overtones, but taking it on head on with humor is sometimes the best way to fight it.

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I found out there is about eleventybillion songs with the lyrics “whatcha gonna do,” when I was searching for the meaning of this shirt. I mean even if there isn’t a whatcha gonna do meme out there, this Squatch’ya Gonna Do T Shirt stands on its own, because it’s funny looking, and Squatch’ya is a terrific word, and, and, and….

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I didn’t know that beavers in the 70s had their own distinct style or flavor as it were. I thought beavers were kind of the same throughout the history of the species. Obviously, this 70s Beaver T Shirt is being facetitious with the afro wig on the animal, but for reals, has there been a significant change in the beaver from the 1970s to 2012? I lived through the 70s in my mom’s basement and don’t remember watching any television programing that alerted me to this.

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It’s the poster child for NORML broadening his horizons and standing up for rights other than the right to legally smoke marijuana wherever and whenever you please. Good for him. It’s tough to try new things in life, when you have a comfortable routine that includes wake & bake and going to the ATM to pull out the maximum daily allowance from the Trust Fund.

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You have the Angry Birds still raging across the world. It’s the biggest thing ever basically, so, of course, T Shirt Hell comes up with the perfect little satire of the phenomenon with this Mellow Birds T Shirt. These birds aren’t angry at all, because they’re high. No pigs to hate, because they’re high.

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Is this a little dig at funny t shirts? Like hey I don’t need a shirt that has a funny, or offensive quip or a pop culture reference, because I’ve got personality without that. Plus, it’s an obtuse statement to have on a shirt, so you still get the benefit of starting up conversations, which I’m convinced is the main reason funny T Shirts exist.

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I guess this is kind of a BJ t shirt. And, it’s murky enough to open it up for discussion. What does this mean exactly? If you request felatio are you initiating by gently pushing the giver’s head toward your lap? Or like this I Push My Own Head Down T Shirt, do you what for the giver to get down there under their own power. I feel like you can either directly ask for the service or you can sort of inquire about it happening with a little nudge.

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This is T Shirt Hell putting out this shirt, so obviously it’s going to be contreversial, especially when you say something like this Christians are Assholes T shirt. I would say the Christians or any devout religious folks that try to foist their beliefs on others or make them a matter of public policy are assholes, but those God-fearing folk that have a stable morality and try to treat people as Jesus would are probably pretty good people. Unfortunately, I’m not sure what the percentage of Christians are not compelled to leave the witnessing and zealotry behind. That’s why shirts like this pop up.

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