Tshirt Hell

Tshirt Hell is probably the most blatantly offensive tee site on the Net, but you can tell there’s a brain behind all the bustle. Sometimes the designs miss the mark and are just in poor taste, but sometimes they push it just enough to be dangerously hilarious.

Land Seahorse Tee-ShirtI took a writing class at Community College and they said to write concisely. Get to the point. Say what has to be said in the least amount of words. Hemingway crashed a plane into a mountain searching for perfect brevity. He’d still be alive today had this tshirt been around in his more trying times.

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Home School Valedictorian TshirtSuch an honor. You’re in rarified air. Nobody else could’ve done it. How proud the family must be. And just think of the finest moment: the grandiose graduation speech. Thanking those present (in the living room), and offering bold claims for future potential. Throw your mortar board high in the air Homeschool Valedictorian and walk over and have some cake in the dining room with your gramma.

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Last Supper Sausage Fest tshirtWarning: Really irreligious shirt. Perhaps even blasphemous. Certainly distasteful to those that believe.

You know, maybe things would have turned out better had they allowed some women up in there. Balance things out. A little different perspective. Savvier negotiations with the Romans. Less betrayal. Different sorts of kisses. Something. Of course, it ain’t the Last Supper if it ain’t the last supper.

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God Bless America, Except Idaho...Fuck IdahoSomebody’s got something against the spud state. I’m sure Idahoans will take offense if you wear this shirt next time you find yourself in Boise. Of course, I’ll bet nobody cares in My Own Private Idaho.

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Tshirt hell: Only You can prevent forest firesThe rest of the story from Smoky the Bear. Life as a cartoon celebrity is incredibly busy. No really, I’m as eco-green-treehugger as the next person, but this setup and massive funny punch gets me every time. It really just gets to the heart of the environmental awareness, where we know what’s going on, but no way do we have any time to do anything about it. I think this is one of the funniest tshirts around (not sure SoCal folks would like it much though).

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George Bush Calls Out Hippies Tee

This is tip top on the funny scale for me. That’s one smug-mother-president rubbing his ineptness in the faces of tree huggers everywhere. Peace out 2008!

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