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Tshirt Bordello specializes in horror, beer, movie, gamer mashups. Odd combinations I know, but the end result is pretty cool designs.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Stanley Kubrick’s  A Clockwork Orange. I remember being a bit disturbed the first time I saw it, but I wonder if I would have the same reaction now. Or maybe now that I’ve hit my 40s and have lived in my mother’s basement for over two decades, I have become more depraved, and the film will speak to me on a much deeper, pleasing level. Maybe I don’t want to know.

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Hey, sometimes a statement of faith has a very powerful effect on your life. It can clear your thinking and allow you to move on to other issues. Let me explain. If you are back and forth, wishy washy on the existence of UFOs, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness monster you may never get any clarity on the issue. You may always be bumbling in that gray area, looking for evidence, reading conflicting reports, having unfruitful conversations on message boards. These mysteries have the potential to consume you, especially if you can’t decide one way or the other. If you just step back and say to yourself, I’m just drawing a line in the sand and say that I believe in all three of these phenomena…so be it. Then, you know where you stand. You have a solid point of view, and you can use your brainspace for other important things like deciding who your favorite is on American Idol.

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Of course, the game is if you think about the game, you just lost the game. So, if you see this Japanese You Just Lost the Game T Shirt you lose the game. It’s not a permanent mark on your record or anything, but you did just lose, because the shirt triggered the thought and the thought is the lose. Of course, if you don’t read Japanese you would have to read the fine print on the shirt, because it says: “Translation: You Just Lost the Game!” on the front. And, on the back it says: “Translation: Crushing Defeat.”

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You see these Guitar Hero spoofs around representing every instrument you can think of, but this Sitar Hero T Shirt is a very nice twist on the theme. You have Ganesh giving the rocker (devil) sign, rocking out on a sitar that has similar markings to those fake guitar hero guitars. Very clever, plus I love the look, the baby blue with white lettering and dark blue stroke around the edges. Very fine.

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Chapters of this group are popping up all over the solar system. It’s very popular to align yourself with someone that had so much internal struggle, but also so much power, so that as he was swayed by his dark self many dark times came to many, many planets and people/creatures. Of course, when we was strong in the Force and doing it for good, things were pretty good and positive things were happening. Quite an intriguing figure. And, of course, him finally escaping the clutches of the dark side of the Force at the end makes for a bit of a heroic figure. That and the whole spooky outfit and breathing dealio.

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You’re not a commie are you? If you’re not you’ll buy the Re-elect Adam West for Quahog Mayor T Shirt because it’s the American thing to do. You do know who Adam West is…right? You do know where Quahog is…or am I just assuming?

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Good Lord…another deal I have to research because I don’t play video games. Apparently, Mario just got his plunger (he’s a plumber you know) stolen by some robot/droid deal named Dalek and he’s trying to get it back. Okay, 27 seconds of research and I discover this is a mashup of the Super Mario game and there’s a group of robots in Dr. Who called Daleks, and they sort of look like they have one plunger sticking out of the front of them, so it’s only natural that a Dalek would try to steal a plunger from Mario to have a set.

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Nice wordplay and corresponding image here. The Cardassians are a race in Star Trek…the Cardassian Union, and they have the jacked up faces you see on the corresponding Kardashians on this Keeping Up With the Cardassians T Shirt. I love that somebody made this connection, because I think the Kardashians are an alien sort of family…a new breed that has infiltrated earth with no talent except to be related to a sister that has a plump ass (hey look Cardassians has the word “ass” which makes it even that much more cool of a connection). Well, I guess the other talent these folks have is figuring out how to leverage Kim’s ass into relationships with professional athletes and a reality TV show, both of which bring money into the family coffers.

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This song and video has inspired quite a few funny t shirts because it’s so powerful. The burgeoning love story between the letter jacket wearing Jackson and the bobby sox, skirted young thing. He gave her a ring just to be his girl. Then he wants to bring up that he’s a little different than other guys. Be he decides to bring it up on a full moon night and the clouds move away from the moon and whammo. But, actually, they’re just watching a movie, except that it was Michael in the movie, but really he’s just watching the movie with his girl. But, it’s too scary for her. So, she leaves, he follows then proceeds to try to scare her with a scary song as they walk home.

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Like it…a lot. Let’s get serious. The Catholic church has been responsible for a massive amount of violence in this world over the centuries. Why not equate it with the classic Quentin Tarantino movie that brought a significant amount of violence to the silver screen.

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I thought this was the SS Enterprise at first, but upon closer inspection, I noticed it was the spacecraft Serenity from the space Western TV show Firefly. This is where Tshirt Bordello got the idea to put the flying machine in a jar with air holes punched out, just as a young kid would collect and store fireflies. Pretty cool looking image.

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How badass was Spock. I mean the mental powers and those little pinchy moves to knock you out. Plus, the arched eyebrows and Vulcan ears and throwing the V sign. Dude was totally geeky gangster. So, of course, it’s only natural that the world gets this very fine Treck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself T Shirt, because that kind of OG Leonard Nimoy styley requires it. Yo!

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