transitive pictograph verbalizations

Sharks are beautiful creatures with the amazing nose for blood, and intensely sharp teeth. Killing machines, which can really be admired as long as you’re watching them on an ocean adventure show or behind 9 inches of plexiglass. If you’re surfing or diving and one comes around, this I Heart Sharks T Shirt will probably not be the first thing that comes to your mind. Really, you’ll probably be thinking, if I get out of this predicament, how am I going to clean out my bathing suit without anyone noticing.

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Do you love mustaches? If you do, and I know you do, then this I Heart Mustaches T shirt is the absolute perfect item to pull your life into the next level. Seriously, you will the elevation of your game as soon as you receive the package in the mail, and it will only grow stronger as you open the package, pull out the tee and try it on.

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I Love Apple Pi T Shirt

by on November 6, 2011

Nice wordplay image hijinx transitive pictograph verbalization right here. If you’re a true goofy Patriotic American, Apple Fanboy, math and/or science nerd, this I Love Apple Pi T Shirt is definitely for you. Apple Pie is one of the standby’s of being an old school patriot, along with mom, baseball, and actually preferring to have a rule of law, rather than the current oligarchical rule of money.

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Horrifically gross, but cute all at the same time. It takes some doing to be able to pull that off and T Shirt Bordello does just that with this Eye Heart Brains T Shirt. It’s a transitive pictograph verbalization, which is always a welcome site to these sore eyes. Can ask you to look deep into your soul…Now, let me ask a question. Will you reach deep into your pocket and get the money it will take to buy this tshirt, so that you can have it to keep, and wear, from now until death do you part?

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I think this looks better on a man than on a woman, because there’s a little more invested. You can’t walk around with a I Love Unicorns T Shirt with a total My Little Pony vibe without entering into conversations about your manliness. But, you can’t wear it with irony. That’s my rule. Irony is useless. You have to wear it with the greatest sincerity. You have to exude the wonderment and magic that you know comes from believing in unicorns and appreciating what they represent on a mythological level.

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Of course, the Legend of Zelda game is a supra classic that all the gamer geeks worship to oblivion. Part of that fervor includes buying up every tshirt that references the game, and I’m certain that will include one of the best, which is this I Potion Zelda T Shirt.

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Transitive Pictograph Verbalizations are all the rage in the Internet t shirt community. Ever since New York busted out the greatest city PR campaigns ever with the I Heart NY, people have been taking that model and tweaking it for their own purposes, often to great comedic effect.

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I Loved LA T Shirt

by on March 15, 2011

This is exactly what I’m talking about with Local Celebrity. They’ll take well-trodden t shirt turf and make it fresh again.

Who’s ever seen past-tense transitive pictograph verbalizations? No one. This I Loved LA T shirt is totally original stuff and I love it right now (present tense).

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People will probably call this t shirt homophobic, but I feel like it’s another one of those conversation starters that you hopes leads to casual sex. And, if that’s your intention for wearing the I Love You No Homo T Shirt. If you want to have a bit of a coy back and forth like…

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I Heart Accuracy T Shirt

by on November 15, 2010

Transitive pictograph verbalization alert. And a good one too. Image of a real heart with veins, arteries, and ventricles, instead of the cartoonish heart shape, and of course, connecting that with accuracy. Well, executed, funny, and I heart it.

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Funny play on the original transitive pictograph verbalization, which launched an absolute phenomenon. I heart NY in the twisted minds of Snorg Tees, becomes I Only Like NY as a Friend T Shirt. Now, it’s good to draw specific boundaries with cities with millions of people in them. Otherwise, it’s all give, give, give and you drain yourself completely.

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This is a great shirt. Like Russian dolls stacked inside each other 12 deep. Or looking into a mirror, looking into a mirror, looking into a mirror…to infinity.

With the I Love Transitive Pictograph Verbalizations T Shirt you are passing along that message with a transitive pictograph verbalization. It almost cancels itself out, like a black whole, a great vacuum in space. You have to really be on top of your game to continue to exist while wearing this shirt. You have to be bigger than the physics. The string theory that comes to play as soon as you put it on.

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