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I like this because it’s not an over-the-top zombie. It obviously is a zombie with the deteriorating skin, including a deformed face, but there’s not too much blood and brains and bones peaking through, which is a welcome change to the normal zombie fare. How would you feel if this undead Uncle Sam was recruiting you to join the ranks. I’d poop my pants and cry like a 6-year-old girl.
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To tell the truth, whenever I carve pumpkins it does feel like I’m committing a crime, stabbing a big knife into this Halloween creature’s face. But, just like with killing squirrels, I get over it. Just kidding. I never get over stabbing a pumpkin. I just stuff the pain and fear and disgust deep down. It will manifest itself as ass cancer in 20 years. Just kidding. It will be heart disease.
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This design by Brock Davis is absolutely ludicrous, which is to say, I love it. You should see more animals with eye patches. I think it should be something that happens at the zoo. It would actually probably help the animal morale. Yeah, I’m a lion, and I am confined to a cell .08% the size of my natural habitat, but I get to wear the eye patch for one week each month. That very nearly makes it all worthwhile. At least it switches it up. Know what I’m sayin’?
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